Normal And Well Adjusted Young Man Brags About Desire To Live Stream Someone Get Executed

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A young man with well known social and inter-personal issues has today made a rather predictable comment.

Attending an extended family dinner last night, Brent Daniels explained that he actually CANT WAIT to see that US prisoner get his brain exploded.

"I'm going to be live streaming on the big screen!" chortled the young man whose brain has been so rotten by online algorithms and engagement that he chases real life interactions like his virtual ones.

With his poor mum who really has tried to hard to turn him into a functioning member of society sighing at the latest antagonistic comment, Brent continued.

"Haha yeah, that guy is at the finding out stage of the fuck around and find out equation," laughed Brent, who's younger sister decided to go to the toilet.

While Brent had no idea who this prisoner who is about to executed was just a week ago, he says he's now very invested in watching his brain get turned into a smashed watermelon.

"Yeah, sorry I'm not going to obey government censorship," laughed Brent in regards to US government's desire to bring back the ancient form of public executions for the peasants.

"Sorry, I know you lefties probably can't handle seeing that," said Brent as if there isn't all sorts of hectic shit on the internet already.

"But there are consequences for your actions," finished the stay at home son who things real life is the internet.

More to come.