Report: Glorious Afternoon To Get On The Piss At Grafton's Crown Hotel On The Banks Of The Mighty Clarence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It would be hard to beat the Crown Hotel Motel on Grafton's waterfront this
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James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The James Webb Space Telescope has made a startling discovery. It has revealed the presence of
Report: Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In scenes reminiscent of the infamous video of celebrities singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’
Sydney Man Dreams Of Which Glorious 3 Bedder He Could Buy If He Wins The $160 Million Powerball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from our nation’s festering sore of Sydney has today opened up about some
Labor Pledge $1.7B More Than Scotty For Private Schools Because Where Else Do Union Staff Come From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Labor earmarked $70.2 billion for private schools in Tuesday’s budget, which is
Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first Federal Budget as the Australian Treasurer, Jim Chalmers MP has made one thing
Local Bloke Says His Rig Is Also Experiencing High Inflation Levels Thanks To This Damn Recession
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has today revealed to The Advocate just how far and wide this financial
Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment heading into the 2022 Federal Election, Australia’s saturating conservative
Netflix Adds Incest Snuff Porn Warning To The Crown In Addition To Fictional Disclaimer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Streaming juggernaut Netflix has been forced to add a “trigger warning” to the next
Report: Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight
Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s Greenies have this week taken inspiration from some of the climate protests that
3rd Melbourne Airport To Be Built In The Even More Convenient Location Of Ballarat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Infrastructure Victoria has today announced they have plans to make flying to the allergy capital of
Jetstar Shocked Man Has The Hide To Complain About Being Stranded In Bali For 18 Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Jetstar has confirmed rumours this morning that it has indeed been unable to repatriate