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“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right

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Fleet Of Japanese Ships Undertake Urgent Research Trip To Tasmania

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An armada of Japanese ships has reportedly been spotted making a beeline for the Tasmanian coast

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Report: There Will Be No Further Debate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was initially thought that nn image of King Charles III would replace Queen Elizabeth II

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Clarke Gayford Says ‘Churrr Australia’ For Letting Him Ride Home In Cargo Hold Of Albo’s RAAF Jet

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The polite and pensive gentleman who’s married to New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has

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“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the

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“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner of a

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Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no

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Local Geography Teacher Thrilled To Learn Trusty New Balance Wheels Now A Boost To His Street Cred

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local geography teacher is strutting home from school with a skip in his

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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff

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Mid-Level FM Radio Sales Manager Ups His Shoe Game To Some Bitchin’ Brown Square Toes

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who’s obviously on a first-name basis with the lads down at the Betoota

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Sky News Mum Quietly Seething At How Damn Photogenic Meghan Markle Is

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As bored empty nester Deb Harris scans the news, she finds herself bristling at the constant

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Albo: “Not A Big Deal Or Anything, But A Few Springies Wouldn’t Have Gone Astray”

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today given an update from the other side of the