3am Kebab Shop Mirror Never That Flattering
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman looking at herself in the horizontal wall length mirror at the kebab
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Peter Dutton’s Advisors Beg Him Not To Attend This Old Rock Spider’s Funeral Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been sat down by his staffers for a tough conversation
NRL Intern Begins Letterbox Drop In Adelaide As Courteous Reminder That Origin Crowd Is Coming To Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The NRL is launching a public communications offensive this week as the code prepares
International Student Arrives At First Lecture To Find His Professor Is A Racist Horse Named George That Can Barely Speak English
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An international student from India has expressed his shock to The Advocate today that
Darryl “The Big Marn” Brohman Named As New Host Of Q+A
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ABC journalist and host of the flagship current affairs show Q+A, Stan Grant,
“We Need Water Cannons” – NSW Police Say Tasers And Handcuffs Not Enough To Take On Elderly Women
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New South Wales Police Commissioner Karen Webb has complained that her officers force are expected “to
“There’s Literally No Way To Un-Fuck This” Experts Finally Agree On Solution To Housing Crisis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Thirty-six months ago, the federal government engaged Betoota-based housing think-tank, the Australian Institute
AFL To Commence Fucking Up Investigation Of How They Fucked Up Investigation Of Hawthorn Racism
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact “We fucked up,” was the understated phrase that came from AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan
Zelensky Touched By Kiwi PM’s Offer To Send Over Air Force’s Doorless Cessna 206 And Two Revolvers To Shoot From It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small island nation of New Zealand has offered the people of Ukraine the
NSW Police Send Riot Squad Into Aged Care Facility After Reports Of A Rowdy Craft Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An aged care facility in the NSW region of Lennoxtown is currently under a serious lockdown.
NSW Police Add Walking Frames To List Of Schedule 1 Prohibited Weapons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After a tumultuous few days of dealing with the aftermath of the nursing home attack, the
“Nobody Wants To Work Anymore” Says Local Business Owner That Doesn’t Want To Work, Either
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter small bar owner has said times are tough at the moment
QLD Selectors Pick Reece Walsh At Fullback After Defeating Ponga In Magic Mike-Style Dance Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news out of Queensland this morning, Reece Walsh will wear the #1