Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Inner-City Leftie Wakes From Terrible Nightmare Where They Blamed Housing Crisis On Immigration
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young French Quarter professional has had the fright of her life over the weekend after
Queensland Welcomes Back All The Moronic Southerners Who Like To Play God With Daylight Savings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This comes as clocks in New South Wales, Victoria, Tasmania and the ACT lost an hour
Aston By-Election: Liberals Figure They Probably Should’ve Gone Harder On Attacking Trans Rights
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Saturday’s shock win for Labor at the Aston’s by-election looks to paint a grim
Pauline Can’t Seem To Understand Why A Party Built On Cruelty And Bigotry Attracts Such Shit Blokes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Senator that gifted the Australian people with some of the memorable and tax-payer funded
Self-Made Man Gets A Range Rover Pass
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cattle farmer from our town’s northern fringe bought himself a Range Rover last week
Boyfriend Pained To Admit He Actually Quite Enjoyed Going To The Theatre
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights man has today found himself confronting a weird new reality. Berrick Watts
Local Girl’s Melbourne Trip Declared Roaring Success After Managing To Nab A Lune Croissant
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today returned to Perth with a smile on her face, and a
Boyfriend Told To Allow For At Least 60 Minutes Worth Of Laneway Photoshoots On Melbourne Trip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke going on a Melbourne trip with his girlfriend has been warned to allow at
Pauline: “I Condone Racism, Bigotry, Transphobia And Xenophobia But I Draw The Line At Homophobia!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pauline Hanson has begun the task of mopping up after her New South Welsh counterpart this
QLD Guarantees One Big Rent Increase A Year Instead Of Two Little Ones
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the latest instalment of pretending to fix the housing crisis, the Queensland government is looking
Australia Post Buckles Under Weight Of Weekly Mortgage Rate Raise Letters Sent Across Country
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite postal service has today revealed the toll the last few months has
Nan Describes Her Degenerate Incel Gaming Addict Grandson As ‘Good With Computers’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Proof that all views from the top of a family tree are rose tinted, local Nana