3am Kebab Shop Mirror Never That Flattering
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman looking at herself in the horizontal wall length mirror at the kebab
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PM: “Fixing Any Problem Facing Australians Right Now Is Political Suicide, So Hopefully It Just Gets Better On Its Own”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has the nation buoyed this morning after sharing some of his
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed
Frosty Winter Mornings Doing Absolute Wonders For Pre-Work Gym Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he’s already had enough of
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today. The cuff link enthusiast
Local Man Resists Primal Urge To Slap The Shit Out Of A Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken this week of how hard it is to resist
Pauline Hanson Releases First Draft Of Her Self-Published 2,000 Word Voice Referendum Essay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has confirmed that she will once again be running her own race. The leader
Gambling Is A Tax On Stupid People According To Hot Copper User
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the country’s peak investment authorities has branded gambling as a “tax
Australian Navy Mobilises HMAS Adelaide To The Thames For Possible Evacuation Of Our Cricketers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the Little Johnny Scandal heading into its third day, the powers back home in Australia
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed
Treasurer: “Beating Inflation Without Taxing Corporations And Property Investors Too Much Is Harder Than The RC Helicopter Mission In Vice City”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has issued a grim forecast this morning in Canberra. In a
RBA Boss Disappointed To See Corporations Making Huge Profits, Wealthy Homeowners Spending Frivolously In The Economy; Mulls Punishing Young Homebuyers And Renters Again Because It’s Their Fault
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank boss Philip Lowe is mulling today as it’s the first Tuesday
Sacked PwC Parters Would Fit Right In At Cricket Australia, Confirms Ben Stokes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has added to his remarks this morning about the controversial