Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Local Man Who Wants Some Extreme Stress And Anxiety In His Life Will Be Tuning Into The Ashes This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An unrushed young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has lamented the
‘Exhausted’ New Dad Acting Like Dumbest Blokes From School Didn’t Already Do This 15 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new father from Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has today made the age-old mistake
Victorian Farmer Grows Something Lame Like Apples Or Some Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A regional Victorian has turned his back on conventional farming practices to grow apples
Local Woman Who Spent 90 Minutes In Foodie TikTok Wormhole Enjoys Packet Of Chips For Dinner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter woman is today feeling a little under nourished, after treating herself to a
79-Year-Old Doctor In Asbestos-Fucked Bush Hospital Surprised Indigenous Voice Is Top Concern For Nationals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An aging medical professional who has forsaken retirement to continue selflessly helping people in the bush,
Dog Daycare In Posh Area Provides Free Birkenstocks For Pups To Chew Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the rest of humanity tries to go about its day, the one percent of puppies
“Crypto Collapse May Have Further To Go” Tarot Card Reader Makes Safe Prediction
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Principle fund manager at Betoota’s largest super fund has today handed in his resignation,
Magnum Ego Bloke Endures Holiday With Connoisseur Salted Caramel & Macadamia Father-In-law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A public holiday weekend can be a long one. Especially if you are being debuted to
Resident Of Nation With 27,000 Coffee Shops Decides To Go To Starbucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today raised eyebrows in her family and friendship circles after revealing a
Conservatives Having No Problem Adjusting Pronouns To Keep British Royals Happy On King’s Birthday
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a recent case of ‘sounds about right’, it has been revealed that the nation’s
Economics Just Horoscopes For Nerds Born Into Wealthy Families
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Betoota’s very own universities has today released a ground breaking study. South Betoota
Career Public Servant Who Took 90 Minute Lunch Break Says This New Generation Are Entitled
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rusted on bureaucrat has today moved to condemn the emerging generation of workers. 74-year-