3am Kebab Shop Mirror Never That Flattering
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman looking at herself in the horizontal wall length mirror at the kebab
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Advocate has today uncovered some truly shocking insider information in regards to the call wait
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some big-boned American from the US Government’s Simpson Desert surveillance base has
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Daniel Ricciardo has today taken the next step on his comeback to the F1 grid. The
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local Baby Boomers is pushing for inclusion in all future ANZAC
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has spoken today about his recent attempt to get his
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed his disappointment about the NRL’s dispute with the
“Oh My Godddd. Give It A Rest. I Can’t Even Remember Which Ministry That Was. Chill”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today told The Betoota Advocate that everyone ‘needs to take
Alistair Cook Says He Heard On The School Bus That Alex Carey Had 2 Ribs Removed So He Could Suck His Own Dick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Alistair Cook has been forced into a second humiliating apology in as many days, after falsely
Long-Dormant Metamask Wallet Remains In Man’s Phone As A Reminder Of A Time When He Had Money To Waste
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local investor Glen Pooley from Betoota Heights is still burdened with a long-dormant