Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“I Miss Dominant Masculinity” Says Renowned Alpha Male Who Dominated 90s Light Entertainment TV
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, masculine icon Jerry Seinfeld, the comedic powerhouse who once ruled
Apprentice Chippy Finally Learns Where Electricians Get Their Tools From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota boy who now has to suffer the indignity of living in Sydney
Man In Finance, Who’s Working Class, 5’7, Brown Eyes, Confirms He’s Had Enough Of This Meme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man working in the high rise precinct of Betoota’s Old City District has today
“Wait Just Let Me Finish Brekky” Says Local Traffic Marshall
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Irish and Brazilian girls that make up the vast majority of Betoota’s roadside traffic
Corporate Sector Exhausted From Caring So Much As Reconciliation Week Clashes With Pride Month
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a year after they undermined The Indigenous Voice Referendum by slapping their filthy logos
Mate That Is Least Likely To Ever Leave His Comfort Zone Claims That He’d Be Keen To Go Camping
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that cannot stomach a night out in a suburb more than 15 minutes away
Rupert Murdoch And His Groomsmen Get EPIC Budgy Smugglers Pic On Wedding Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s favourite media mogul has celebrated his big day in style over the weekend. Billionaire
“McBirths, McDeaths, McMarriages”: McDonalds Acquires Vic BDM Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Government has completed the sale of the state’s Office of Births,
Media Company That Harbours Convicted Racists And Drunks Furious A Real Journalist Has An Opinion
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact News Corp is today doing its very best to distract from the fact they are a
Sydney City Unveil New Anti-Homeless Spikes That Protect Property Investments While Remaining LGBTQI-Friendly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne asserts itself as the home of the F1 and fine dining, and Brisbane prepares
Sydney Dad Bored Shitless At Vivid Assumes Joyful Teenagers Must Be Taking Drugs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local dad had salt rubbed into the wound when the most interesting thing that happened
British PM Sunak Hits The Paintball Course To Prove How Much Fun National Service Could Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Embattled English Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has today hit the campaign trail ready for battle! Joining