Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Squirming Feet Protruding From Base Of Toilet Suggests Day 2 Of The Bucks Is Going To Be A Slog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A house on Queensland’s Gold Coast has this morning had an eery stillness shattered by
Nine Chairman Peter Costello Assaults His Way Out Of Questions About Alleged Assaults At Nine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former treasurer of the nation is today squirming in the Qantas Lounge, after being caught
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Parliament Replaces Question Time With Suburban Footy Club Style Kangaroo Court For More Productive Debates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of Australia’s national law making body have decided to bring about
Billions In Pokie Revenue And 100,000 Registered Players No Match For Two Old Men From Central QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having all of the money in the world, as well as every cog and wheel
Isolated Amazonian Tribe That Elon Introduced To Internet Already Betting On The Dapto Dogs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Amazonian man from the Marubo tribe has today spoken to The Advocate via Facetime
“They Just Don’t Get Origin” Says Queenslanders Who Just Don’t ‘Get’ Fully Enclosed Footwear
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The State of Origin rivalry this afternoon, with fans from both states trading an increasing amount
The Minimum Wage Has Increased In Line With Inflation. This Cafe Owner Is Now Struggling To Afford The Repayments On His Audi SQ5
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Not all cafe owners have a 6-year loan with a 25% balloon payment
Entitled Yuppie Neighbour Tries To Reinvent The Rules Of Street Parking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s been an escalation in the cold war plaguing one of the streets of Betoota’
Snobby Girlfriend Too Good For The Tuesday Frisbee Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A la-di-da local woman has raised eyebrows this evening, after dismissing her boyfriend’s
Wasted Talent Still Struggling To Pick His Moments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy PM and renowned political yipper, Josh Frydenberg has today hosed down speculation that he
Report: Stupid Leftie Teacher Calls About Son’s “Unhealthy” Lunchbox Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A stupid leftie teacher has put the dog up a local father this morning