Aussie TV Feeling Young And Exciting After All The Old Men Place Themselves In Vertical Screen Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Robert Irwin has received wide praise for his exceptional performance as the youngest ever host of
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British PM Sunak Hits The Paintball Course To Prove How Much Fun National Service Could Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Embattled English Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has today hit the campaign trail ready for battle! Joining
“Conflict In Palestine And/Or Ukraine” Says Insurance Company To Man Wondering Why His Premium Has Tripled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man sought answers this morning and got one he didn’t expect.
The Most Racist Politician To Lead A Major Party Since The White Australia Policy Refutes Claims Of Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who became a household name stoking racial divisions as both Immigration Minister and Home
Sydney Woman Time-Travels To Back To A Roaring 2013 Kings Cross After Downing A Wet Pussy Shot
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT GUANZIES? Last Thursday a Sydney woman found herself seemingly transported back to the infamous 2013
Local Nutcase Has Maps App Set To Satellite Mode
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been revealed that Rick Healy (28), a known mad man in his community, has
Rishi Sunak’s Advisors Propose The Black Mirror Play In Desperate Attempt To Improve His Image
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is today mulling up a breathtaking play to capture the voting
Tuna Cans Collecting Cobwebs In Pantry Constant Reminder Of Mans Failed Attempt At Getting Jacked
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tyler Fernie (26) finds himself confronted with a stark reminder of his dashed dreams every time
Divorced Dad’s Idea Of Dinner Indicates He’ll Be Finding The Next ‘Love Of His Life’ Very Soon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recently divorced bloke from Betoota Plains has been going at it quite hard with the
Police Called To Cafe As Two People Pleasers Punch On Over Who Is Paying for Coffee This Time
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S MY TURN: In local news, this morning police were called to The Three
Gina Rinehart Offers To Bail Out Melbourne Rebels If They Agree That Painting Should Be Taken Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Gina Rinehart, the Patron saint of underfunded Australian sports has today revealed her next passion project.
Multiple Round Interviews For Entry Level Minimum Wage Job Helps Decipher Which Candidates Will Take The Most Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A director for a boutique marketing agency in Betoota Heights has revealed that he’s come
Office Guy Who’s Been Intermittently Fasting For 2 Weeks Now Ready To Take On Alone Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man who turns up to an office in Betoota’s Old City District 3 or