Left-Handed Man Cuts The Bullshit And Decides To Finally Take Part In The Monoculture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After 68-years a "left handed" man has finally decided to drop the act
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Hens Party Debrief Mostly About How Much Bride Expects The Maids To Spend On Dresses And Hair
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A focus group is underway at a local cafe today, as a group of
Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the
New Parents Efforts To Raise A Well Adjusted Young Man Immediately Foiled By Onesie From Nan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Plains nan has already foiled her son’s attempts at raising a well adjusted
ABC Really Connects With Suburban Viewers By Interviewing Pink-Haired Leftie Freak About Cost-Of-Living
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With fearless news coverage of the current economic downturn, the national public broadcaster has only affirmed
Dutton Says Cricket’s Global Governing Body Has Absolutely No Right To Cast Judgement On Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A furious Peter Dutton has today taken to the media to call for drastic action. The
Unable To Get Any Ozempic? This 1 Simple Meal Can Help You Quickly Shed All Those Pesky Kilos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Tired of not being able to lose weight? Sick of looking at those pesky kilos in
Portal Opens Between Tasmania And Mainland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new portal, inspired by the Dublin-NYC portal, has opened today between Tasmania
Local Husky Uses His Unique Howl To Tell Owner It’s Too Fucking Hot To Live In Queensland
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local husky has this week absolutely titilated his owners, by using his impressive vocal skills
Uni Student’s Budget Heater Only Slightly Warmer Than The Cardboard Box It Came In
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local bloke has woken up with a case of hypothermia this morning after
“The Key To Gym Is Focused Workouts” Says Micro-Influencer With Full Spielberg Setup In Squat Rack
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In exciting entertainment news, Betoota will be home to a Hollywood film shoot today
Telstra To Replace 2800 Sacked Workers With 10 Gun Call Centre Operators In The Philippines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A day after sacking 10% of its workforce, Telstra has kept the hits coming with a
“You’re Too Picky” Warns Auntie Whose Husband Drank 18 Stubbies On Easter Before Passing Out Mid-Bog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Plains woman Leslie Mathieson has issued a stern warning to her niece this week, warning