Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“Let’s Just Chill. I Don’t Like Labels” Says Ethically Non-Monogamous Pansexual Gluten-Free Virgo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota’s man drought continues this week. In the words of the famous British balladeer Robbie
Unattended Husband Left In Charge Of Slow Cooker Invents New Meal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is today been hailed for his culinary genius and ingenuity. Praised by
BETOOTA TALKS: Richard Clapton Talks About Living Hard And Playing Rock Music (Part 2)
INTERVIEW | Podcast | CONTACT In Part 1 of our in-depth interview, Richard Clapton recounted his wild youth, from landing in
Hanson Demands Betoota Advocate Take Down Image Of Her Pashing A Sudanese Hunk From Ipswich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate has today been on the receiving end of a threatening legal letter from
Political Party That Locked Down Half The Economy Until Everyone Could Prove They Had Taken A Vaccine That Hadn’t Even Been Ordered Yet Says Please Let Us Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week once again announced that Nuclear Power is the only thing
China Rules Out Future Trade Tariffs After Albo Impresses Premier Qiang With A Mad Feed At Happy’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today taken the international diplomacy to the next level. With Australia
Hard Quiz Rejects Local Roo Shooter’s Expert Topic Of Picture Magazine Home Girls Of The Month 1994-2003
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local resident has this week claimed that the ABC have continuously rejected his applications for
Man Who Played Footy In A Mudbath And Then Watched 2 More Grades Before Drinking In The Clubhouse For 7 Hours Thinks He’s Coming Down With Something
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office guy has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s worried he’s
New Bridgeton Sex Scene Confirmed To Last Longer Than 97% Of Regular Real Life Sexual Encounters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of the wildly popular Bridgeton series have somehow once again outdone themselves when it
Private Health Fund Says You Didn’t Read The Fine Print That Says You’re Not Covered And Fuck You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights family has learned their son’s cleft palate surgery will not
Turnbull And Abbott Finally See Eye-To-Eye In Rejecting New Money Bogan Scomo From Australian Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The lifelong enemies that symbolise a weeping factional wound in Australian conservatism have this week briefly
Bloke Who Used To Bash Emos For Being Poofters Now Deeply Invested In Men’s Mental Health Awareness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former high school nightmare has undergone what appears (on the surface) to be a complete