Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Just Stop Oil Activists Accidentally Give The Big Orange in Berri A Much Needed Recoat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The group of activists known as the Just Stop Oil collective have today been left with
Running Clubs Just A Poorer Millennial Version Of The Lycra Phase Their Parents Went Through
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that after spending their early adulthood in lockdown, and their teenage years staring at
Caribbean Businessman Angus Taylor Cheers On West Indies Against England
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer and part-time Caribbean entrepreneur Angus Taylor was spotted cheering on his
BOM’s ‘Feels Like’ Metric Clearly Based On A 10 Year Old Child’s Body Temp, Confirms 28YO Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation collectively acknowledges that it’s not fucking warm, a local woman has today
Katter Says He’s Not Opposed To This Nuclear Reactor Plan So Long As It Remains Nationalised And We Get Some Bang For Our Buck But No Doubt Dutton And His Merry Gang Of Meatheads Will Instantly Offload These Reactors To Clive Palmer Or The Rineharts Or To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his long-awaited Nuclear Power plan that nobody
Dutton Uses Power Of The Tick-Tock To Spruik Nuclear Policy To Gen-Z Who Might Actually Get To Use It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is spruiking his nuclear energy policy to the generation that
American Overlord On Call With Australian Office Is Just Completely Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fledgling Betootacone Valley tech start-up has received a conference call this morning
Man Who Was Paralysed With Fear Over Lack Of Details About Indigenous Voice Provides A One-Page Media Release For His Half A Trillion Dollar Nuclear Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same man who was far too cautious to put his support behind the Indigenous Voice
Britney Finally Vindicated After Justin Timberlake Is Arrested For Driving While InTOXICated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Britney Spears and her global army of fans are today cheering with joy, after a major
Calls For Doctors To Complete 6 Months Prac Behind A Bar To Ease Critical Social Skills Shortage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Amongst of the skills shortages currently faced by Australia’s health system, the lack of street
Country Musician Removed From Record Label After Allegations He Doesn’t Drink Jack Daniels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian country music industry has today been rocked by shocking allegations from within its ranks.
Same Political Party That Gave Sydney The Rozelle Interchange Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A parliamentary inquiry has found that the NSW Liberals knew as early as 2014 that the