Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Liberals In Such Disarray Their Former State Treasurers Now Rely On Labor For Jobs After Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberal Party now in opposition in every government on the mainland, the once lucrative
Local Man Needs A Blankie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office man has today been told to get his act together. Colleagues of Andrew
Trevor Transferred $1.6m To A Stranger On The Internet. Now He Wants The Banks And The Taxpayer To Bail Him Out.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Trevor remembers the first text messages. “Heelo Sir/Mam,” it read. “Yor Commenwealth bank
Former Trolley Boy Peter Malinauskas Tells Adelaide Teenagers To Keep In The Fucken Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today condemned the actions of the teenagers at the centre
Albo Commits To Building Moon Base By 2035
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia will be the next nation to space, the Prime Minister announced in Canberra
Dutton Promises To Manufacture 1 Million Flying Cars In Australia By 2030
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today kick off the week with a groundbreaking new policy
AFL Child Prodigy Breaks Auskick Record For Most Goals Kicked Down The Wrong End
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact When most average kids are busy doing regular things like watching cartoons, there’s
Daggy Dad Shocked To Learn His Fashionista Daughter Has Stolen His Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Flight Path District father of three has once again been left confused by this younger
Dutton Announces New High-Speed Rail Policy Which He Says Will Be Fully Operational By 2031
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has kept the hits playing, by revealing a mind bending new policy
Gazman Quickly List Company On ASX In Attempt To Trick Naive Investors Into Thinking They’re The Burrito Guys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some of the brightest minds in Australian fashion have today made a bold play at capturing
Mental Health Warrior Goes From Screaming At Sport’s Betting App To Screaming At Waterfall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Ford Raptor Driver has taken to social media today to let everyone know that
Red Eyed-Coworker That Keeps Yawning Is Either A Stoner Or Really Into Soccer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local office worker Mitch Bromfield (30) is still trying to figure out if the new guy