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Guy Who Used To Sack Wack Year 8s In High School Starts Posting From Men’s Only Health Retreat

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A former high school bully has emerged from the swamps of Instagram this week

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Humble Bragger Flexes His Eurotrip By Asking If Anyone Knows Where To Watch Origin In Helsinki

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Darby Humphries has been travelling Europe for the past six weeks, and don’t

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Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that

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Tenacious D Rebrand To Softcock D

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jack Black has today announced on his Instagram that Tenacious D will be officially rebranding to

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Local Girl Feels Sudden Urge To Convert To Christianity After Being Abused By Street Preacher Outside Town Hall

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman running errands in Betoota CBD has found herself being converted to christianity this morning,

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Former BLF Union Members Disgusted By Recent Allegations That The CFMEU Has Gone Soft

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a parting gift to the Liberal Party, outgoing Nine Chairman and former Coalition treasurer Peter

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Gold Coast Woman Gives Up On Tinder And Just Browses The Daily Court Lists Instead

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Gold Coast woman with appalling taste in men has decided to just cut to the

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Nurse Would Be Happy For Her Union To Get In Bed With Bikies If It Meant She Too Could Own A Fucking Home

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has triggered euphoric screeching from the nation’s right-wing media and politicians,

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Inner City Leftie Begrudgingly Admits The Composition In That Photo Was Absolutely Stunning

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has

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Local Englishman Finally Sober Enough To Catch Up On This Trump Stuff, Goodness Me

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Englishmen living on Australian soil has reportedly just caught up on the news cycle, shockingly

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Girl Who Once Got Her Tragus Pierced At ‘Off Ya Tree’ Knows Exactly What Trump Is Going Through Right Now

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who once had her ear completely fucked up by an Off Ya Tree

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Nation’s Millennial Women Still Harbour Dreams To One Day Build The Practical Magic House

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that every millennial woman who watched the movie ‘Practical Magic’, still harbours