Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Nurse Would Be Happy For Her Union To Get In Bed With Bikies If It Meant She Too Could Own A Fucking Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has triggered euphoric screeching from the nation’s right-wing media and politicians,
Inner City Leftie Begrudgingly Admits The Composition In That Photo Was Absolutely Stunning
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has
Local Englishman Finally Sober Enough To Catch Up On This Trump Stuff, Goodness Me
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Englishmen living on Australian soil has reportedly just caught up on the news cycle, shockingly
Girl Who Once Got Her Tragus Pierced At ‘Off Ya Tree’ Knows Exactly What Trump Is Going Through Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who once had her ear completely fucked up by an Off Ya Tree
Nation’s Millennial Women Still Harbour Dreams To One Day Build The Practical Magic House
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that every millennial woman who watched the movie ‘Practical Magic’, still harbours
Spain Sends Military Into Ibiza And Majorca As Geezer Tantrums Worsen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, Spain has deployed military forces to Ibiza, Majorca, Benidorm and several other
Trump Comes Out As A Proud Homosexual After Assassin’s Bullet Pierces The Gay Ear
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The US Federal Election is still 100 days away, but the stakes could not be higher.
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some incredibly humorous news from Germany this morning, the English football team have once again
England Chokes As Badly As The Pennsylvanian Gunman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A hilarious international news cycle continues today as England were defeated by Spain in the final
Biden Puts Politics Aside And Wishes Reagan A Full Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States has today been praised for showing off his human side.
Lefties Clearly Not Spending Enough Time At The Range
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even America’s most crazed left-wing extremists could use a bit more practice down at
Both Presidential Candidates Now Equally Likely To Cark It On Stage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former US President and current 2024 Presidential candidate Donald Trump has said that he was “shot