Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Pineapple Doesn’t Belong On Pizza Says Italian Man Wrapping Melon In Prosciutto
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Italian man Gianluca Roberto Bianchi (39) has confidently proclaimed that it is absolutely prohibited to
Family Struggling To Take Drivers License Off Grandpa Now Sympathising With The US Democrats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former US House speaker Nancy Pelosi has this week publicly casted doubts on President Joe Biden’
NSW Premier Says He’s Not Going To Ban Greyhounds Because A Lot Of People Fucking Love That Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Chris Minns has declared that his government will not shut down greyhound racing in
Football Considers Delaying A Return To Rainy Miserable Island And Heading To Majorca Instead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The international sport of football has today confirmed to The Advocate where it would like to
Bloke Who Sent It Too Hard In His 20s Has Three Paths To Choose From If He Wants To Change His Ways
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who has spent the majority of his 20s indulging in the most hedonistic
Melbourne’s Derrimut Fire Voted Most Liveable Toxic Blaze In The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Derrimut factory fire has been voted the most liveable toxic blaze in the
Report: Watching Them Lose In The Final Will Be So So God Damn Sweet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in
Divorced Parent Hitting The Dating Scene For First Time In Years Revealing Way Too Much Information
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local yummy mummy who’s back on the dating market for the first time in
Local Couple Maintain Strong Relationship By Taking Turns Pointing Out Cat Sleeping In Cute Position
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local couple have confirmed that the secret to their strong relationship is their constant ‘bids
Olympic Diving Scouts Sent To NAIDOC Family Day At Local Community Centre
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT BLAK, LOUD AND PROUD: Betoota’s local rec centre was visited by some of Australia’s
Working Class Suburb Prepares For Over-55s Female Homelessness Crisis After Spotting Poodle In A Puffer Jacket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of older women in Betoota’s Flight Path district are today preparing for the
Billy Slater Tells Media That At The End Of The Day, Queenslanders Are All Queenslanders And The State Is United By Being Queenslanders Who Love Queensland, In Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Maroons coach Billy Slater has today issued a resounding statement to the poisonous Southern media.