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Under 16s Social Media Ban Could Just Be, Like, A Smartphone Ban? Because Kids Can Just Call Mum On A Nokia? Like They Used To?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the Albanese government rushes to legislate social media age limits, Parliament is today debating the

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Social Media Age Limits To Be Enforced Using The Same Very Successful System As Pornhub

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As debate rages on about the merits of stopping kids from accessing mind altering content that

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NBL Reach Out To The Rizzler In Desperate Attempt To Keep Pace With Nation’s Other Sporting Codes

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As competition increases for the nation’s ever-shortening attention span, the National Basketball League is

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Albo Gets Down On All Fours And Barks Like A Dog After Being Told To By Peter V’Landys

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has embraced his inner furry this morning after getting down on

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Coalition Unsure If Protecting Kids From Online Predators And Eating Disorders Is A Form Of Censorship

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Liberal and National Party opposition to Australia’s world-first under-16s social media ban

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Journalist Writing 12th Only Fans Article For Week Finds Self Praying For Return Of MAFS

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local journalist at the Betoota Bugle has today found herself in a peculiar situation. Stacey

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NIMBY Suddenly Worried About ‘Infrastructure’ After Realising New Developments Can Cause Multiculturalism

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Betoota Inlet Train Station sits on an arterial commuter railway line that is 5 stops

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“Geez Those Stanley Cups Aren’t Cheap” Says Boyfriend Reusing Same Crusty Microplastic-Shedding Plastic Bottle Since 2019

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A harmless local jar-opener has today made it clear that he doesn’t think buying

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Report: We May Never Win Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans around the country are today coming to terms with a rather daunting prospect. After

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Divorcee’s Ridiculous New Haircut Confirms He’s Been Dating Women Who Are Way Too Young For Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact It didn’t take local divorcee, Frankie (45) too long to realise that he needed to

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Man Earmarked As One Of The First Against The Wall When Society Collapses Finds The Perfect Car

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local chode, widely tipped to be among the first to go during any

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Naarm Settler Too White And Privileged To Appreciate Western Sydney’s Number 1 Radio Show For 20 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact North Brunswick’s most prominent furnace-free eco-ceramist, Pixie Teal (34), simply HATES Kyle and