Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Trump Definitely Thinks The Australian Liberal Party Are The Lefties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Rubbing salt to an already large wound, President Trump has very nonchalantly claimed to never have
Vatican Conclave Somehow Vastly More Diverse Than The Liberal Party’s Leadership Ballot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT As the Catholic Church prepares for its next papal conclave a.k.a the world’s
Repacholi Suddenly Standoffishness After Learning He’s No Longer The Big Fella In His Circle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hunter MP Dan ‘Repa’ Repacholi has today been overcome with the natural male phenomena of going
Liberals To Resurrect Party By Following Generous Advice Of Extremely Popular Oligarch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the internal head hunting begins amongst what’s left of the Liberal Party, a glowing
Inner Westification Of Parliament Begins As Entire Front Bench Is Replaced By Cushioned Milk Crates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese has wasted no time in starting the “inner-westification” of Australia, calling for
Cenny Coast Bloke Swears To Insurance Company His Tyres Are Fucked From The M1 Metal Spill And He Did NOT Spend Sunday Hanging The Arse Of His Dunny Door Out Across Kinny Like The Cunce Reckon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Long considered one of the nation’s more dignified victimless crimes, insurance fraud remains
Report: Young Blokes Just Don’t Do Up Their Cars Anymore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report has found that young Australian men no longer dedicate over half their pay
Ozempic Stuns On The Met Gala Red Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT As the 2025 Met Gala wraps up, it should come as no surprise that the award
US Announces New Anti-Bluey Tariff To Combat Influence Of That “Damn Blue Dog”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump has made moves to fight the growing international influence of Australian
Queensland Looks Down Its Nose At Chauvinist Pigs In The South Who Only Elected One New Female Labor MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great state of Queensland is once again revelling in being the leader of the nation.
Story Bridge Now Tastefully Decorated With Jasmine Climbing Flowers As The Women Take Over
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Brisbane will henceforth be known as ‘Girl City’ after the people of metropolitan South-East
Clive Palmer Bows Out Of Politics, Promising To Waste Next 100 Million On Discovering Whether 100 Men Could Beat A Gorilla In A Fight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a huge win for 98% of the nation, Clive Palmer has today confirmed he will