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This publican lets his patrons use the disabled toilet after their 11th schooner

17 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Making funny faces to himself in the mirror, Glen

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Salesman At Fourth Christmas Party This Week Showing Signs Of Dehydration And Distress

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking to the sound of rain pitter-pattering on his tin roof this morning,

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Eddie Obeid to be placed in charge of making the pasta sauce while in prison

15 December, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In prison, dinner is always a big thing. Some

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Group of mates hit the phones on a quest to find A Midsummer Night’s Bag

15 December, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an adventure that could’ve been penned by

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Dubbo principal confirms ‘Safe Schools’ won’t keep kids who suck at sport safe

13 December, 2016. 17:43 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shaun MacDougall is often the target of bullies at

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Kiwi Bloke Pumped To Fire Off Some Agitating Rugby Stats At Aussie In-Laws This Xmas

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the only 130 kilogram black man in his wife’s entire extended family, local Kiwi,

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Bloke in Jack Daniels Motorsport Shirt Says Fast & Furious Movies Are Shakespearean

13 December, 2016. 17:43 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER HAVING HIS breath stole time and time again

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Corporate Woman Adds Spice To Life By Only Dating Emotionally Stunted Degenerates

ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT A professional woman from a gentrified inner-city suburb has revealed she adds excitement to

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Bloke on the Indian Pacific confirms Adelaide more boring than Nullarbor Plain

13 December, 2016. 17:43 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SPEAKING TO THE ADVOCATE via satellite phone, retired traveller

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“Is December Always This Busy?” Asks Ascot Mum Over 3pm Rosé

Brisbane-based stay-at-home-mother-of-one, Rachel Irving-Valentine has indicated that the constant barrage of lunches heading

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Dutton Warns Syrian Refugee That Duxed His School Will Take Aussie Jobs In Medicine

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s Minister For Immigration, Peter Dutton MP, has warned that a Syrian refugee who graduated

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Queenslanders Defiantly Continue Drinking And Brawling Despite Lock-Out Laws

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire state of Queensland has laughed off the ALP Government’s “wowser” lock-out laws