“Fucken Albo” Says Bloke Who Would’ve Already Died On An Iranian Battlefield If Dutton Had Won The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has only just gotten his licence back after being caught for high-range drink
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Sam Kerr Under Fire For Andrew Symondsing A Pitch Invader
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Matildas star Sam ‘Roy’ Kerr has left the soccer world in shock overnight, after receiving a
After 2 Years Of Lockdowns With Her Boyfriend, Local Woman Now Deeply Invested In The Cricket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Grove dental receptionist, Georgie King (28), says she never thought there would be a
Steve Smith Insists Pat Cummins Is The Actual Captain, Dismisses Comparisons To Junior Soprano
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a soap operatic November news cycle, The Australian cricket side reshuffle is complete. Steve Smith,
“Players Swearing Is Disgraceful” Say NRL Journos Watching Their Industry Become Less Relevant Every Minute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another big day of trying to manufacture outrage on the cards, NRL journalists at NewsCorp
Devastating New Australian Variant ‘Kambosos’ Detected In New York City Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American Health officials announced today that a devastating Australian variant has reached North America, with one
South Sydney’s Premiership Heartbreak Soothed By Uncle Troy’s ARIA For Best Country Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tragedy of the South Sydney Rabbitohs’ last-minute 2021 Grand Final loss to the Penrith Panthers
Sadistic Millennial Puts A Wests Tigers Bumper Sticker On Their Corolla
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that some Millenials do in fact enjoy oppression, Generation Y member Arnie Koscho (25) has
Tim Paine Dismissed Under Backyard Cricket Rules And Given Sext And Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of the Australia team has dropped a bombshell announcement this afternoon. Tim Paine has
Usman Khawaja Back In The Australia Side After Reinventing Self As A Rugged Queenslander
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians waits with baited breathe for the commencement of the first Ashes Test at the
Rabbitohs Members Demand New Co-Owner Mike Cannon-Brookes Visit A Proper South Sydney Barber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian billionaire Mike Cannon-Brookes has been ordered to head down to Redfern and get a proper
English Mate Who Said World Cup Was A Lock A Week Ago Now Thinks T20 Cricket Is Meaningless
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A British man who works in recruiting or something has today shocked his local friendship group,
Albo Tipped To Hold Government For 11 Years After Echoing Howard’s Disgraceful Bowling Technique
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese looks as likely to take government as he’s ever been,