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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Below-Average Marketing Student Dreams Of Entering Politics
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After watching Scotty from Marketing over the past couple of months, below average marketing student, Stacey
PM Says Risk Of Flash Flooding Means Now Is Also Not A Good Time To Talk About Climate Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For Scotty From Marketing the words ‘when it rains, it pours’ have never rung truer. This
Netball Club In Marginal Labor Seat Begins Planning New Hyperbaric Chamber Upgrade For 2022
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT President of the Terimungle Netball Club June Wilson has already earmarked the spot for the club’
Scotty From Marketing Tries To Win Over Cobargo Residents With Zoolander Quotes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After his disastrous field-trip to Cobargo, Scotty from Marketing has returned with a secret weapon
Prime Minister Tells Nation He Deeply Regrets Using Up All Of His Prayers On The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today acknowledged that he caused “great anxiety in Australia” by
Just Like Us: Scotty From Marketing Hasn’t Finished His Christmas Shopping Either!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Accused by the left of being tone-deaf, out-of-touch and Humphrey Bear’s conservative
Scotty From Marketing Growing Concerned These Fires Might Be Discriminating Against Christians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it’s
Drought Crisis Worsens: Federal Government Bans Bushfires In Desperate Bid To Save Water
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain
Prime Minister Keeps Up His “Everyday Australian” Act By Being Unfit To Run A Country
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a chunk of the nation continues to burn Prime Minister Scott Morrison isn’t afraid
“What About China And India?” Says MP Of Electorate Responsible For 10% Of Global Coal Exports
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man representing the region that exports a huge chunk of Australia’s coal has today
‘Everything (*Cough) Is Okay (*Cough) People Need To (*Cough) Relax’ Says Scotty From Marketing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat disjointed press conference this morning, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has issued a plea
Nation Getting Pretty Interested In What Kind Of Dirt Angus Taylor Has On Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has become increasingly interested in what images, video and information Angus Taylor has on