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Liberals Ask Man Midway Through Abusive Public Transport Rant If He’d Like To Be A Candidate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After being wound up by a few commuters on the bus this morning, an angry boomer
I’ve Had A Gutful Of Being Unfairly Targeted Says Extremely Fair And Measured Politician
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An always rational, even-handed and unwavering voice of reason has today hit out at the
Bill Shorten Chucks His Keys In The Bowl In Brave Effort To Win Over Swing Voters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Opposition Leader and aspiring Prime Minister Bill Bradbury Shorten has today pulled out all the
Di Natale Scrolls Through Photos Of His Doofer Mates At Coachella And Sighs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Greens Leader Richard Di Natale had a prolonged moment of introspection this afternoon as he scrolled
The Nightwatchman Drops A Yassou While Meeting With Lebanese Community Members
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Nightwatchman Prime Minister has today greeted some members of the Australian Lebanese community
Shorten Spends Morning Sharpening Up His Speed Skates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Opposition Leader Bill Bradbury Shorten has today spent the morning sharpening up his tools. The aspiring
Shorten To Remain Undecided On Adani Until He’s In Central QLD And There’s No Cameras Around
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Opposition Leader Bill Bradbury Shorten has today confirmed that when it comes to Adani, he will
Nightwatchman’s Media Team Ban FM Radio Interviews Until This Engadine Maccas Shit Dies Down
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Scott Morrison has been spoon fed some very clear instructions from his media team today. “Nightwatch-
Christopher Pyne Already Planning Outfit For His ABBA Listening Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact High ranking Liberal and prominent South Australian Christopher has today spent the afternoon getting his affairs
Exhilarating Growth Of Parliament House Lawn Distracts Journalists From Shorten Press Conference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has had to use his ‘grumpy voice’ at a press conference in
Bloke Wearing Sleeveless Puffer Jacket Really Impressed By Federal Budget And ScoMo In General
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local early-twenties graduate stockbroker has today called it early that Scott Morrison will win
Abbott Shows Solidarity With Morrison By Demanding Better Public Toilets At Engadine Maccas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a rare show of solidarity within Coalition ranks, the Member for Warringah has today thrown