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Abbott Offers Nightwatchman Budget Tips: “The Punters Love Ballet And Christian Counsellors”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has today politely ignored former Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s tips on how to
Nationals MP Visits Struggling Farmer To Deliver Good News That Gina Wants To Buy His Property
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After decades on erratic weather bouncing between crippling drought and devastating flood, embattled farmer Don Kipfler
Election Presumed To Be Close As Liberals Begin Promising Things For Poor People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation has received it’s strongest indication yet that a federal election is looming. The
Greens Volunteer Says He Knows It’s Like Bad To Say This But Immigrants Only Vote Conservatively Because They Aren’t That Well Educated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Richie Mund (27) a well-known vocal campaigner and son of two career public servants in
Pauline Claims She Was On The Sauce That Time She Said Vaccines Cause Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has today fronted the media, with a bold new claim that
Shorten To Spend April Practicing Finishes To Ensure He Doesn’t Michael Daley A Steven Bradbury
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following NSW Labor’s catastrophic bed-shit over the weekend, the Federal Opposition have decided that
NSW Labor Wondering Which Bumbling Generic-Looking Career Politician Should Lead The Party Next
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The NSW Labor Party has confirmed this afternoon that they are still mulling over which bumbling
Michael Daley Somehow Loses Game Of Checkers To Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Opposition Leader of NSW Michael Daley has today chalked up another loss. Following his previously
Security Close Venue Before Gladys Can Give Victory Speech
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After shocking the young people of NSW who live in Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle and managing
Dubbo Man Apparently Not Really Concerned A Football Stadium 400KM Away Is Getting Renovated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dubbo grazier Horrace Calare (62) says he’s still a bit confused as to why
Millennial Handing Out Vote Labor Cards Lucky He Didn’t Have Job Taken By Much Smarter Asian
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact A local man who doesn’t have a PhD is counting his blessings today as
Uncle Tony X Caught Filling Manly Street Library With Hardcore Black Nationalist Literature
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Respected Northern Beaches Elder Tony Abbott has today decided it is time to educate the allies,