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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Daley Spends Day Filming Asians Buying Baby Formula In Final Attempt To Dog Whistle To Voters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NSW Labor Leader and the man most likely to drop a mistimed cover drive Michael Daley
Daily Telegraph Readers Starting To Think Their Newspaper Might Have A Slight Political Bias
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Readers of the esteemed Murdoch tabloid that is the Daily Telegraph have been left wondering this
Nation Quietly Nervous About What Morrison Thinks Constitutes As Vilifying Muslims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation has confirmed this morning that it’s a bit worried about what the Nightwatchman
Asian With PHD Gleefully Sniggers After Taking Michael Daley’s Daughter’s Job As RSL Glassie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A ‘highly educated Asian’ who has had no problem finding unskilled work in Sydney since he
Hunky Student Climate Activist Comes Home From Strike Looking Sleepy And Smelling Of Impulse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT A young man passionate about climate change has just arrived home from a big day of
Dutton Drops New Pre-Election Backflip: “Some Of My Best Mates Are South Sudanese Teenagers”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister, Peter Dutton, says the Morrison government should not be in the business of
Adlay Albo Ditches His Bumbag After Receiving Tip Off About Jacks Waiting At The Next Station
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has today moved quickly to avoid any confrontation with local police today,
City With 10pm Curfew Definitely Needs 3 New Stadiums, Says D̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶r̶s̶ NSW Premier
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a blind effort to strike an emotive cord with apathetic Sydney voters, NSW Premier Gladys
Terrified Cabbie Clocked at 180KM After Seeing Mark Latham In The Taxi Rank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local taxi driver has risked a considerable fine and potential jail time today, after flying
Turnbull Attempts To Move Car After It Has Been Towed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Popping back into the limelight to check if people still hate him, former PM Malcolm Turnbull
“We Need To Switch To Renewables Now” Malcolm Turnbull Tells Volleyball With Face On It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has proved to the Australian public he can continue to disappoint
Liberal Party Praises Fossil Fuel Industry For Tasteful New Paint Job On Solomon Islands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High-ranking cabinet ministers from within the Australian Liberal Party have today praised the fossil fuel