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Nightwatchman Asks Michaelia Cash If She Could Organise A Cake For International Women’s Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact There was a certain dread in the air at Parliament House today after the majority of
Nightwatchman Leads Liberals In Rendition Of ‘I Wish That All The Ladies’ At Party Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Nightwatchman has lifted spirits in the Liberal Party room today with a spirited rendition of
“I Don’t Know If A Mardi Gras Visit Would Be A Good Idea” Media Advisor Tells Morrison
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Media advisor to Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made a harsh call today and has informed
Bill Shorten Asks His PR Team If He Can Go Outside For A Little While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Opposition Leader, and nation’s number one Big Bang Theory fan Bill Shorten has today
“It’s Time To Let One In Boys” Says Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Home Affairs Minister has made the call today. After a horror few months, and with
Male Heavy Liberal Party Candidate List Mistaken For Festival Line Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the country embraces for the upcoming federal election, several media outlets have made the embarrassing
Julie Bishop Elegantly Jumps To Safety From Jet Boat Full Of C4 Hurtling Towards Gordon Dam
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Minister For Foreign affairs and perennially overlooked Liberal Party stalwart, Julie Bishop has today been
ASIO Urges Christensen To Stop Opening Penis Enlargement Pop Ups To Prevent Future Cyberhacks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Members of Australia’s Parliament have been urged to be on high alert this week in
Tony Burke MP To Step Down From Coaching Role At The Sydney Kings To Focus Solely On Politics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Federal Labor Member Tony Burke has dropped a bombshell on the Australian basketball fraternity today, announcing
Dutton Desperate For A Couple Boats To Justify The $420m Security Contract He Gave To A Mate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of Canberra this morning, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has confirmed
Morrison Alleged To Have Offered Drake Money To Hang Out With Shorten Ahead Of Election
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A source within the Liberal party has today told The Advocate that Prime Minister Scott Morrison
Peter Dutton Urges Australians To Donate More Delicious Blood
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former Health Minister and professional child frightener Peter Dutton has made a plea to Australian’s