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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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‘Albo Isn’t The Right Person To Lead’ Says Man Who Just Lost An Unloseable Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Seemingly unaware that he lost the Labor Party two elections as leader, and arguably more as
Carlton Sign Bill Shorten As Club’s Runner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of our country’s most cosmopolitan city, Bill Shorten has just
Barnaby Reportedly Toying With The Idea Of Focusing On Policy This Parliamentary Term
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of the northern tablelands of NSW, it can be confirmed this
Report: Break Out The Fucken Yellowglen, She’s Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bottle shops around Tasmania are today reporting a drastic shortage in mum-bubbly, after the news
One Nation Voter Says Pauline Is Only Person That Truly Understands Her Apart From Bliss N Eso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young Betoota Heights woman has sat down with The Advocate today to explain to us
Uncle Tony X Completes TAFE Course For New Job Filming Hip Hop Videos In Remote Communities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony X has today completed his
Bill Shorten Shows Off How Multicultural He Is By Ordering A Panini At Subway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The leader of the Opposition and How I Met Your Mother Enthusiast Bill Bradbury Shorten has
The Nightwatchman Unveils “I’m Living In The 70s” By Skyhooks As Official Campaign Song
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Office of The Nightwatchman has today confirmed, that after some deliberation they have finally decided
Gillard And Rudd Spend The Weekend Laughing & Comparing The Scars On Their Backs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Two former Prime Ministers have spent some time exchanging a few battle stories and having a
Liberals Ask Man Midway Through Abusive Public Transport Rant If He’d Like To Be A Candidate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After being wound up by a few commuters on the bus this morning, an angry boomer
I’ve Had A Gutful Of Being Unfairly Targeted Says Extremely Fair And Measured Politician
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An always rational, even-handed and unwavering voice of reason has today hit out at the
Bill Shorten Chucks His Keys In The Bowl In Brave Effort To Win Over Swing Voters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Opposition Leader and aspiring Prime Minister Bill Bradbury Shorten has today pulled out all the