Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
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Just Like Us: Scotty From Marketing Hasn’t Finished His Christmas Shopping Either!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Accused by the left of being tone-deaf, out-of-touch and Humphrey Bear’s conservative
Scotty From Marketing Growing Concerned These Fires Might Be Discriminating Against Christians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it’s
Drought Crisis Worsens: Federal Government Bans Bushfires In Desperate Bid To Save Water
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain
Prime Minister Keeps Up His “Everyday Australian” Act By Being Unfit To Run A Country
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a chunk of the nation continues to burn Prime Minister Scott Morrison isn’t afraid
“What About China And India?” Says MP Of Electorate Responsible For 10% Of Global Coal Exports
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man representing the region that exports a huge chunk of Australia’s coal has today
‘Everything (*Cough) Is Okay (*Cough) People Need To (*Cough) Relax’ Says Scotty From Marketing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat disjointed press conference this morning, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has issued a plea
Nation Getting Pretty Interested In What Kind Of Dirt Angus Taylor Has On Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has become increasingly interested in what images, video and information Angus Taylor has on
Australian Government To Spend $88M Reallocating Peter Dutton’s Job To People With Brains
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has today excitedly joined the man that ended up becoming Prime
Angus Taylor Squats And Coughs Out A Couple Water Licences During NSW Police Strip Search
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what’s been a tough week for Angus Taylor, the aspiring Prime Minister has had
Eddie Obeid’s Release From Long Bay Somehow Improves NSW Labor Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Labor are today taking their very few wins where they can, after the news
Bernardi To Quit Politics After Realising He’s Too Much Of A Leftie To Compete With Pauline
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Adelaide’s private schools are ecstatic today, after learning that they may get their hands on
Holy Shit! PM Dispels Widely Held Theory That You Can’t Eat Coal In A Single Press Conference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has just made a lot of environmentalists and scientists very mad it