Hard Work Pays Off, Dreams Come True, Bad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
Politics
1402 articles
(Page 64)
Pauline Hanson Begins Taking Pointers From Joe Exotic’s Election Campaigns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new Netflix docu-series titled ‘Tiger King’ has taken the world by storm, with his
Katter Boys Congratulate Palaszczuk For Closing QLD Borders, Even If It Is 119 Years Too Late
“But, but better late than never. I’ll give Anna that” said Bob, to the cheers of his fellow party MPs.
Albo Struts Parliament Lawn In High-Waist Spanx To Highlight Urgent Need To Flatten The Curve
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been distressing scenes reported from the Nation’s Capital today, after a number of
Peter Dutton Begins Entertaining Left-Wing Politics After 4 Days In Mandatory Detention
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has today revealed to the nation that a leopard can indeed change its spots.
It’s Too Soon To Be Talking About This Thing Confirms Scotty From Marketing About Some Thing
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In the wake of recent events, Scotty from Marketing has confirmed that it is way too
Liberals Just Glad They Had The Internet Sorted Before Nation Got Told To Go Home For 2 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the nation continues to panic amidst the coronavirus crisis, the head of marketing has today
Dutton Begs The Australian Government To Respect His Basic Human Rights And Dignity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some heartbreaking news from the small island of Christmas, Peter Dutton has today called on
Nation Quietly Waiting For Reality Television To Be Also Cancelled Due To The Corona
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sporting events, concerts and school; all being cancelled due to the global outbreak of COVID-19,
Scotty From Marketing Says Only Thing He’s Ever Cared About No Longer A Priority
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Canberra, the nation’s Head of Marketing has confirmed that
Crumb On Coworkers Face For Long Enough You Can’t Really Mention It Now
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT Workplace timing is often described as a fickle art. A saying that is certainly ringing true
Scotty From Marketing Says Non-Existent $2B Bushfire Relief Fund Was Just Him Spitballing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “You know that John Mayer song, Spitballing?” “I’m spit balllllllling,” “It’s not really my
PM Distances Self From The 136 Emails Sent From His Office: “I’m No Good With Computers Haha”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has relieved himself of all guilt in regards to the Sports Rorts saga