Sporting World Shocked To It's Core As New Breaks That This Silly Bugger Might've Had A Bump In Majorca
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire planet's sports media ecosystem is at a standstill today. The unthinkable has
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Scotty From Marketing Awards Medal Of Freedom To Miranda Devine
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a weird twist, Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has awarded conservative commentator Miranda Devine with
Adelaide Rugby Club Still Not Sure What To Do With Brand New Ferrari
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Months after it was delivered, a 2019 Ferrari Portofino, valued at $450,000, is still sitting
Healthy Harold Caught Holidaying In Hawaii During Coronavirus Outbreak Crisis
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the deadly CoronaVirus death toll nearing 6000 and with almost 30,000 reported infections, the
Barnaby Rolls In For A Big Day Of Working For The People He Represents In Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce has today shocked the nation by heading in to work for a big day
Canberra Worried Katter Is Actually Going To Start Shooting People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The regional centre of Canberra, and the nation at large to a certain extent has today
Bloke Wearing Felt Hat Named Declan Suggests Using Kombucha As A Mixer Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Newtown local Declan O’Brien was feeling a little bit silly this weekend. After a couple
Bloke Who Says We Need To Listen To Murris About Back Burning Also Says Get Over The Invasion
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As debates rage over what caused this summer’s unprecedented 4-month bushfire season, the annual
Below-Average Marketing Student Dreams Of Entering Politics
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After watching Scotty from Marketing over the past couple of months, below average marketing student, Stacey
PM Says Risk Of Flash Flooding Means Now Is Also Not A Good Time To Talk About Climate Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For Scotty From Marketing the words ‘when it rains, it pours’ have never rung truer. This
Netball Club In Marginal Labor Seat Begins Planning New Hyperbaric Chamber Upgrade For 2022
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT President of the Terimungle Netball Club June Wilson has already earmarked the spot for the club’
Scotty From Marketing Tries To Win Over Cobargo Residents With Zoolander Quotes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After his disastrous field-trip to Cobargo, Scotty from Marketing has returned with a secret weapon
Prime Minister Tells Nation He Deeply Regrets Using Up All Of His Prayers On The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today acknowledged that he caused “great anxiety in Australia” by