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ScoMo Calls For A Ban On All Non-Abortion Related Protests
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today confirmed that he will be calling for a ban on
Barnaby Frightens Life Out Of Angus Taylor By Turning Up To Halloween Party As Clover Moore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce sent Angus Taylor scuttling last night it can be confirmed. The Member for New
ScoMo Makes Sure He Gets Photographed Running Water To Everyone Except The Farmers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the photographers shadowing him to take the morning off. This
Nationals Seemingly More Concerned About Pauline Taking Credit For Policies Than Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Despite the whole drought thing going on at the moment, the National Party have today confirmed
Shorten Criticises Albo For Immediately Backflipping Instead Of Normal Gradual Backflipping
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Australian Labor party and worker’s unions have a proud friendship that dates back to
McCormack Excitedly Shows PM Where The National Party Are Planning On Putting All His Prayers
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a meeting of the minds, Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has today excitedly taken the
Leaked Liberal Agenda Surprisingly Doesn’t Include Any Death Threats Aimed At Barnaby Joyce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In an embarrassing gaffe for the government today, the party’s internal agenda for the week
ScoMo Gets The Advertising Gang Back Together To Brainstorm Ways To Rebrand Climate Activists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on a favour from some old friends today to deal
Young Greens Vote To Dissolve After Finding Themselves Guilty Of Ageism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The infighters of tomorrow have decided to call it a day. In a recent summit of
JoFry Considers Giving Everyone 900 Pesos In Effort To Be Remembered Somewhat Fondly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Treasurer paused this morning to ponder the grim reality that’s dawning on
“Rules Are Rules” Dutton Tells Tamil Family With No Ties To Liberal Donors Or Crown Casino
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has taken the time today to explain why the Biloela Tamil
Kevin Hoping These Ungrateful Voters Don’t Forget He Was Labor’s Original China Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today made a public plea that his legacy not be