Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
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Liberals Just Glad They Had The Internet Sorted Before Nation Got Told To Go Home For 2 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the nation continues to panic amidst the coronavirus crisis, the head of marketing has today
Dutton Begs The Australian Government To Respect His Basic Human Rights And Dignity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some heartbreaking news from the small island of Christmas, Peter Dutton has today called on
Nation Quietly Waiting For Reality Television To Be Also Cancelled Due To The Corona
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sporting events, concerts and school; all being cancelled due to the global outbreak of COVID-19,
Scotty From Marketing Says Only Thing He’s Ever Cared About No Longer A Priority
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Canberra, the nation’s Head of Marketing has confirmed that
Crumb On Coworkers Face For Long Enough You Can’t Really Mention It Now
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT Workplace timing is often described as a fickle art. A saying that is certainly ringing true
Scotty From Marketing Says Non-Existent $2B Bushfire Relief Fund Was Just Him Spitballing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “You know that John Mayer song, Spitballing?” “I’m spit balllllllling,” “It’s not really my
PM Distances Self From The 136 Emails Sent From His Office: “I’m No Good With Computers Haha”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has relieved himself of all guilt in regards to the Sports Rorts saga
Dutton Asks For Midnight Oil To Be Classified As A Terrorist Organisation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following up on his comments about left-wing extremism yesterday, Peter Dutton has today asked for
Local Drunks Nearly Come To Blows Over Last Smoke In Pack Of Winnie Reds They Went Halves In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two drunken fools from North-West NSW have today nearly ended up in fisticuffs after a
Government Urged To Go After Multinational Tax Evaders As Hard As They Go After Welfare Recipients
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After yet another Centrelink debt recovery court hearing took place this morning, the nation has today
Peter Dutton Confirms High Rollers Will Be Exempt From China Coronavirus Travel Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As Australia faces criticism from China for its travel ban, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has
Nationals Take A Short Break From Bickering And Infighting To Discuss Some Drought Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have today decided to treat themselves to a well-earned break.