Hard Work Pays Off, Dreams Come True, Bad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Labor Experiences Surge In Polls After Officially Changing Their Name To “Them Other Mob”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 12 months after they somehow managed to lose the 2019 election to the Liberal Party Nightwatchman,
PM: “Killing Unarmed Black Men Is One Thing, But Don’t You Dare Touch The Sunrise Cameraman!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since Minnesota law enforcement officers killed the unarmed black man George Floyd
“Kobe!” Yells Scotty From Marketing As He Shoots Bushfire Royal Commission Reports Into Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a relatable moment this afternoon, our relatable Prime Minister has thrown a bit of rubbish
Inbred Feral Brumby Quite Flattered To Be Key Election Issue In Bushfire Ravaged Eden-Monaro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a grim year of loss and tragedy following a record breaking drought that turned into
George Christensen Breaks PB For Most Consecutive Time Spent In Electorate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In somewhat of a feel-good story from the Coronavirus Crisis, Coalition MP George Christensen has
Nation Left Utterly Devastated By Tragic Cancellation Of Logie Awards
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some devastating news from down South, the TV Week Logie Awards have officially been cancelled
“Defund The Biased ABC” Says Young Liberal Who Gets His COVID-19 Updates From Tracy Grimshaw
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been renewed calls from within the deplorables faction of the Liberal Party to defund
“Oi You Doing Anything With That Cruise Ship?” NRL Asks NSW Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Chair Peter V’Landys may have killed two birds with one stone today, after
Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public
In a sign of the strange times we live in, the two major political parties have put down their guns
Prime Minister Refutes Claims That He’s Turning Into A Leftie: “It’s Called Scocialism Haha”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty has today fronted the media to shut down all allegations that suggest he
Catholic Church To Push Forward With 2020 Easter Celebrations Because Who’s Gonna Stop Them?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era of same-sex marriage and strides towards gender equality the good lord has
PM Begs Comrade Dutton To Dust Off The Jackboots Now We Actually Have Border Security Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking from his new island home, Comrade Peter Dutton has today confirmed that he’s refusing