Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
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Nation Left Utterly Devastated By Tragic Cancellation Of Logie Awards
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some devastating news from down South, the TV Week Logie Awards have officially been cancelled
“Defund The Biased ABC” Says Young Liberal Who Gets His COVID-19 Updates From Tracy Grimshaw
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been renewed calls from within the deplorables faction of the Liberal Party to defund
“Oi You Doing Anything With That Cruise Ship?” NRL Asks NSW Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Chair Peter V’Landys may have killed two birds with one stone today, after
Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public
In a sign of the strange times we live in, the two major political parties have put down their guns
Prime Minister Refutes Claims That He’s Turning Into A Leftie: “It’s Called Scocialism Haha”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty has today fronted the media to shut down all allegations that suggest he
Catholic Church To Push Forward With 2020 Easter Celebrations Because Who’s Gonna Stop Them?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era of same-sex marriage and strides towards gender equality the good lord has
PM Begs Comrade Dutton To Dust Off The Jackboots Now We Actually Have Border Security Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking from his new island home, Comrade Peter Dutton has today confirmed that he’s refusing
Pauline Hanson Begins Taking Pointers From Joe Exotic’s Election Campaigns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new Netflix docu-series titled ‘Tiger King’ has taken the world by storm, with his
Katter Boys Congratulate Palaszczuk For Closing QLD Borders, Even If It Is 119 Years Too Late
“But, but better late than never. I’ll give Anna that” said Bob, to the cheers of his fellow party MPs.
Albo Struts Parliament Lawn In High-Waist Spanx To Highlight Urgent Need To Flatten The Curve
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been distressing scenes reported from the Nation’s Capital today, after a number of
Peter Dutton Begins Entertaining Left-Wing Politics After 4 Days In Mandatory Detention
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has today revealed to the nation that a leopard can indeed change its spots.
It’s Too Soon To Be Talking About This Thing Confirms Scotty From Marketing About Some Thing
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In the wake of recent events, Scotty from Marketing has confirmed that it is way too