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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Canberra Worried Katter Is Actually Going To Start Shooting People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The regional centre of Canberra, and the nation at large to a certain extent has today
Bloke Wearing Felt Hat Named Declan Suggests Using Kombucha As A Mixer Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Newtown local Declan O’Brien was feeling a little bit silly this weekend. After a couple
Bloke Who Says We Need To Listen To Murris About Back Burning Also Says Get Over The Invasion
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As debates rage over what caused this summer’s unprecedented 4-month bushfire season, the annual
Below-Average Marketing Student Dreams Of Entering Politics
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After watching Scotty from Marketing over the past couple of months, below average marketing student, Stacey
PM Says Risk Of Flash Flooding Means Now Is Also Not A Good Time To Talk About Climate Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For Scotty From Marketing the words ‘when it rains, it pours’ have never rung truer. This
Netball Club In Marginal Labor Seat Begins Planning New Hyperbaric Chamber Upgrade For 2022
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT President of the Terimungle Netball Club June Wilson has already earmarked the spot for the club’
Scotty From Marketing Tries To Win Over Cobargo Residents With Zoolander Quotes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After his disastrous field-trip to Cobargo, Scotty from Marketing has returned with a secret weapon
Prime Minister Tells Nation He Deeply Regrets Using Up All Of His Prayers On The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today acknowledged that he caused “great anxiety in Australia” by
Just Like Us: Scotty From Marketing Hasn’t Finished His Christmas Shopping Either!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Accused by the left of being tone-deaf, out-of-touch and Humphrey Bear’s conservative
Scotty From Marketing Growing Concerned These Fires Might Be Discriminating Against Christians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it’s
Drought Crisis Worsens: Federal Government Bans Bushfires In Desperate Bid To Save Water
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain
Prime Minister Keeps Up His “Everyday Australian” Act By Being Unfit To Run A Country
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a chunk of the nation continues to burn Prime Minister Scott Morrison isn’t afraid