Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Old Bloke At RSL Looks Like He’s Trying To Blend In With The Carpet In That Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local patron at the front bar of the Betoota Returned Serviceman’s League could lie
Local Dad Claims He Would’ve Smashed The Ninja Warrior Course Back In His Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father-of-four-and-former-warrior slumped back into his couch last night and lit up some lung candy,
Handsome Local Greek Suffering Severe Injuries To Cheeks After Visiting Grandmother
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Greek man is in a stable condition after suffering severe lacerations to his cheeks,
Man Glad His Friends Take The Time To Remind Him That They’re In Europe And He Is Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking candidly to The Advocate over his fourth coffee of the day, Dennis Coleman said that
Betoota Dolphins Leagues Club preorder commemorative ‘Dolphin pingas’ for Mad Monday celebrations
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact With only two regular season rounds left to play, the Betoota Dolphins are hot favourites to
Stepdad Doesn’t Know How To Dress
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local loser who honestly thinks he can measure up to the father of his new
Local Student Confirms That A Bomb Did In Fact Go Off In Her Room
MARCIA WALSH | Local News | Contact A Daroo Street Polytechnic design student has shared her harrowing tale of how after being
Queenslanders Somehow Okay With Paying For A Steak That They Have To Cook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland has today revealed that when beer and red meat is involved, just about anything seems
Local Man Exaggerates How Good The Weather Is In Thinly-Veiled Effort To Get Pissed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Palmer Grafton has spent the last couple hours making calculated comments about how nice
Broke local farmer prays for rain in his year-old John Deere header
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A south-west Betoota farmer thought the biggest hurdle he’d have to jump over this year
Local salesman wonders if boss will ever be satisfied with how much he’s sold
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sales executive from a niche East Betoota tech start-up broke down late yesterday afternoon and
Local Apprentice Bolts Toolbox To Centre Of His Already Impractical Flat Tray Ute
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local apprentice, Hamish Hickey, has today shocked his entire worksite by debuting a customised toolbox in