Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Grown Man Still Terrified To Walk Through Local Park After Dark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though the shire council has made numerous efforts to improve the lighting in Apex
Laughter As Man With PhD Repeatedly Claims He’s A Real Doctor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A recent graduate from Diamantina Technical College has been called out today on his habit of
Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand How Sick Boyfriend Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Despite the fact that everyone comes down with a cold at some point during winter,
Local Barman Longs For The Day When He Can Say Thank God It’s Friday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People like Wavell Rhodes are the unsung heroes of Friday afternoons. They pour the
Hay Fever Ads Herald The Beginning Of The Worst Time Of The Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over winter! There’s a new cunt of a season in town! That’
Local Bangladeshi sous chef can’t stop smiling for some reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Workmates of Mohammed Sayeed have told The Advocate that the typically quiet young man
A message from The Betoota Advocate to The Onion’s Editorial Board
RE: A MESSAGE FROM THE ONION’S EDITORIAL BOARD TO THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE On behalf of The Betoota Advocate, I’
Enjoying A Run To IKEA Clearest Indicator That Man Is Getting Old
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Activities like pouring his heart out to a complete stranger at three in the
Local Private Boys’ School Principal Dares Any Pupil To Turn Up To School In A Dress
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The principal of an exclusive local private boys’ school has taken time out of
Office Brunch Grinds To A Halt After Discovering Man From Accounts Doesn’t Watch Game of Thrones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An office of Betoota’s least interesting people enjoyed an early lunch this morning
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour
Referee confirms he can hear local man screaming at him through the television
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact In what started out as a line of questioning to determine if a local referee’s