Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Triple M Apologise For Not Reaching Daily Quota Of Eight P!NK Songs During Drive Show
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota radio announcer Robert ‘Flash’ Flaczynski has today apologised to listeners for an unprecedented twenty
Man buys Koala mattress just to get their ads out of his f–king newsfeed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local marginally-employed-millennial finally caved into mattress giant Koala this afternoon after being bombarded non-stop with
‘My Shout’ Jokes Office Funny Guy At Work EOFY Party With Unlimited Bar Tab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though literally every single person at the pub is aware that the boss has put
Hungover Waiter’s Frustrations Become Audible After Fourth Request To Change Order
MARKUS VENUTI | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota waiter and local party legend Jason Ivy was reported to have made a considered
Townie Drinking On The Bus Confirms The Water In Her Water Bottle Is Vodka
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After first telling our reporter what in the fuck he was looking at, Shyarnnah Kelso then
Baby Boomer couple with joint Facebook account have very controversial opinions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After falling in love during their senior year at the exclusive Royal College of Hard Knocks
Shock as local Persian rug outlet closes after fire sale as promised
SOPHIE WARD | Cadet Reporter | Contact A friendly local rug merchant has broken with tradition and closed his successful outlet store
“What’s wrong with you?”: Man forced to explain why he doesn’t watch Game of Thrones
MARCIA GREY | Local News | Contact An overly polite account manager at a local advertising firm has been forced to defend
Middle manager asks junior colleague if he’s got ‘Mondayitis’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular South Betoota paralegal was bailed up in the corridor of his boutique law firm
“We Did Things Differently When I Was Roadie For Australian Crawl” Says Every Pub Soundie Ever
MARKUS VENUTI | Music | CONTACT Around town sound guy Jeff Neve was overheard at soundcheck for the Betoota High School annual
Boyfriend Fucks Up Dinner In Bold Attempt To Not Be Asked To Cook Again This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Tony James says he knew perfectly well what he was doing when he burnt the arse
Report finds you’re not pissed until you start talking like they do on The Sims
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An independent report commissioned by the Australian Hoteliers Association [AHA] has concluded that patrons should only