Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Local Bloke’s Most Recent Brush With Law Serious Enough To Whip Out The Tarocash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local scallywag who is well known for catching the eye of the authorities must have
White couple on Instagram with white teeth begin selling teeth whitening kits to other white people on Instagram
IRA BELFAST | Local News | Contact A prominent East Betootanese social media power couple shifted their entrepreneurial empire into top gear
Battling factory worker wondering when politicans will start trying to win his vote
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A West Betoota factory worker who depends upon weekend penalty rates to make ends meet has
Local Bloke Walking Out Of Suburban Massage Parlour Not Available For Comment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota man has been spotted attempting to hide his identity while leaving the premises
Study finds the easiest way to tell if someone is vegan is to wait until they inevitably tell you
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A groundbreaking new study into the cult of veganism has uncovered a disturbing new trend in
ISIS claim responsibility for local sushi train derailment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular Middle Eastern terror organisation ISIS has taken to social media this morning to put their
Entire Friendship Circle Treads Lightly Around Their Mate With The Screenshot Archive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leah Cummins is just another mid-twenties Australian with a close group of girlfriends that still catch
Father grounds his 13-year-old after discovering he smokes menthols
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The father of a local teenager has made the heartbreaking decision to ground his eldest child
Local woman’s 10-year school reunion ruined by seeing people she’s avoided for 10 years
WENDY FROGSTOMP | Local News | Contact Like most well-adjusted regional high school graduates, Emma Caldwell left Betoota for the coast just
Part of Italian waiter dies each time a customer mangles pronunciation of Spaghetti Marinara
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A backpacking Roman spoke to The Advocate a short time ago out the back of a
Local Kid On Sleepover Keeps Head Low While His Mate Gets A Rinsing From Mum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A polite local kid by the name of Chris has played it perfectly this morning, after
Office Suck Ups Pretend To Get Excited About A Visit From The Boss’s Little Shit Of A Kid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though nobody else is allowed to bring their kids into the office out of convenience,