Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Stumbling upon freshly-cleaned public toilet current highlight of local man’s weekend
GILBERT HESSE | Culture | Contact A local father of four has revealed to The Advocate this morning that coming across a
Man resigned to spending Friday night with his partner after group chat goes quiet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Stephen Donald has finally asked his girlfriend if she would like to go out for
Hip youth begging for cigarette in hotel smoking area wondering if local man can roll it for him as well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local smoker has come under fire today after refusing to roll a cigarette for
Man fears his mother is being brainwashed by Minions memes after joining the Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired local mother has taken to social media this morning in an attempt to stave
Bride Demands Wedding Guests Have A Bit Of Fun In Lame As Fuck Photo Booth
ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT Lauryn Prince is a busy 20-something who enjoys subverting society’s expectations about what young
Local fool discovers shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Curiosity got the better of prominent local fool, Glenn Bexley, this afternoon after he popped the
Veteran Substitute Teacher Sets The Tone Early Into First Lesson With Impressive ‘Oi!’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mr S, as he would like to be referred to, has made it clear that just
Baby Boomer searches high and low for ‘Vote No Gay Marriage’ Facebook filter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mortified at the prospect of same-sex couples being legally allowed to enter a loveless marriage such
Bartender’s heart warmed after smug wanker’s credit card is declined
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Assuring the customer that the machine is not broken and after the customer blamed the bank,
Small Town ‘Buy, Swap And Sell’ Page Exclusively Used To Sling Insults And Organise Fights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Emmet Buy/Swap/Sell Facebook page started out with pure intentions according to the administrator,
Local Bachelorette Swoons At The Sound Of Grown Man Opening Velcro Wallet At The Bar
SANDRA BURNER | Woman About Town | Contact Demi Munro describes herself as a lady of simple tastes and pleasures. Cold rosé
CATCH-22: “I Quit Social Media And Now My Life Is Great But I Have No Way Of Telling Anyone”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local poon who enjoys working in an agency environment revealed to The Advocate via SMS