Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Man who spends most nights at home alone listening to shoegaze in the dark welcomes Kim Jong-un’s impending nuclear apocalypse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A North Betoota NEET [Not in Education, Employment, or Training] has taken the time out of
REPORT: 9 in 10 MagicBullets™ are sold between 2am and 4am to half-pissed men
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A groundbreaking report into the television shopping industry has uncovered some shocking and disturbing figures – one
Friends travel to Europe to find Australian-themed bar to watch football in and drink XXXX
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of friends from the North Betoota Cricket Club have gone on tour this week,
Old Sleaze At Cafe Doesn’t Need Sugar In His Coffee Because He’s Sweet Enough Thanks Love
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A seedy old bloke who thinks people see more humour than sleaze in his one-liners has
Local PE Teacher Concerned His Students Aren’t Putting 110% Into Beep Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All that Robert Illes wants from his students is their personal best – that’s his internal
Teenage Murri Girl Debuts The Treasured Red, Black And Yellow High-Tops At Local NAIDOC Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A popular local Murri girl has today gone all out for the town’s National Aboriginal
Man becomes boxing expert over the course of the afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A polite young man has been drifting through the Betoota Hotel this afternoon telling anybody who’
Halfback Criticised For Wearing Boardies In Shower And Not Letting The Boys See His Cock
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Steve Samson hasn’t heard the end of it this week. The university student who plays
Man Unsure If Washing Still Wet Or Just Cold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT After a third straight day of drying, Betoota Lakes local Zach Simpson has finally decided to
Young Monarchist ‘not having much luck’ on Tinder after listing it in bio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The president of the local Young Monarchist League in South Betoota had too many Negronis last
BREAKING: Gen-Y Instagrams Photo Of Boyfriend Without Referring To Him As ‘This One’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While celebrating a five-year anniversary with her boyfriend today, Betoota millennial Sophie Kinder, naturally reached for
Local Lady Consciously Turns Phone Off For The First Time Since She Got It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local buyers agent contacted The Advocate this afternoon regarding something she did this morning that