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A South Betoota software developer has taken time out of his busy Sunday to demonstrate to friends in their living room just how Irish fighter Conor McGregor will defeat Donald Cerrone.
“He’s going to get him with a Celtic cross,” said Jesse Massey.
Jesse, who hasn’t slept from last night and is trying his very hardest to remain vibrant and not drift off to sleep, says that the Celtic cross is gonna fuck the Cowboy up, and that Conor is gonna win this thing, because he knows who Conor is.
“And that’ll be that. Conor is a fighter’s fighter. A true professional. This is what he a got Diaz with [right jabs] and this is what he got Alvarez with [judo chops with the left].”
“Come here and I’ll show you. haha”
The 24-year-old then slowly displayed how the southpaw will win with the aid of a sparring partner he selected from a pool of his watching mates.
But after a knock in one of the undercard fights, the group’s attention shifted back to the television, and Jesse sat down on the couch, where he will likely fall asleep if not provoked by his friends.
More to come.
