NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Inner-City Leftie Cuts Line Of Coke With Forehead Of Colombian Child On World Vision Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An apathetic inner-city leftie looked into his wallet this afternoon during a long-corporate-lunch looking for a
Awkward Man Needs To Find New Cafe After Barista Learns His Name
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A systems engineer at South Betoota Polytechnical College is in need of a new cafe to
Morning Meeting Now Just Passive Aggressive Comments About How Loud Jessica Types
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Is it raining outside?” asked one robotic middle-manager to another. “Or is that hail?” Those in
Report: The Boys Are Going Through Their Backwards Peace Sign Phase
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by a prominent Betoota nightclub photographer has found that a bunch of local
Office Slob Forced To Reveal He Didn’t Iron After Office Heater Wins Battle With Jumper
TRACEY BENDINGER | Editor | CONTACT Nathan Hawkins (29) likes to save time in his morning routine by only ironing his shirt
Unemployed Mate’s Obscure Hinterland Day Trip Definitely Drug-Related
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Stay at home son, Luke Darcy (22) has arrived home from an obscure hinterland day trip
White Friends Banned From Brunch After Not Discussing Kanye West
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The brunch community is in crisis after a table of white dinners were banned from Saturday
Police Roll Out Fun Detection Dogs In Effort To Prove They Aren’t Too Good At Catching Dealers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The drug enforcement squad at the Betoota Heights Police Command has fired a salvo over the
Self-Described Bookish Man Still Telling Coworkers He Watched Attenborough’s Tasmania Over Joyce Interview
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I mean, there’s just no way I could condone what he’s done,” he said.
Man’s Vomit-Speckled Boots Suggest Weekend Was Bigger Than He’s Letting On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Clip-clopping his way down the hill from the French Quarter Busway to the Financial District, one
Shirtless Bloke Obnoxiously Chewing Gum At Gym Wonders What Else He Can Do To Get Noticed
TRACEY BENDINGER | Health & Wellness | CONTACT A particularly shredded, tanned and probably arrogant 6”3 man has today walked into
Nonathletic Son Of Former Footy Great Asked How His Old Man’s Going
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The jelly-armed son of a local sporting great has today reconsidered moving the Brazil and changing