NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Psychopathic Bourgeois Pig Cuts Power Cord Of Old Television Before Council Clean Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An ageing French Quarter property owner has decided that if he can’t use his 14-year-old
Local Property Developer Conveniently Knows Nothing About Poisoned Tree Near Latest Project
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local councillor who moonlights as a property developer has told police that he doesn’t
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Do you not remember what happened in 1941?” asked the 21-year-old. “A little thing called Pearl
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What do I do? Do I go over there and confront the guy?” “Fuck! He’s
Exhausted City Worker Lectured Yet Again By Jamie Oliver About How Easy It Is To Cook Every Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s 8pm and Nathan Pekoe has just stepped off the D45 bus home from the
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An aging homeowner was the talk of the Royal Betoota Yacht Squadron today after fellow homeowners
Dutton Explains Difference Between ‘Helping A Mate’ And ‘Being Extremely Corrupt’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister has taken to local radio this morning to set the recent au
Local Craft Brewer Reveals She’s Running Out Of Things To Make Beer Out Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Looking down at the green frogs clinging to dear life in the toilet this morning, a
Kurtley Beale Reportedly Looking For Work As A Dodgy Used Car Salesman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Wallabies coach Michael Cheika says he’s disappointed that Kurtley Beale is considering a career change,
Recently-Single Man Gets Life Back On Track By Drinking Alone In Bar While Looking At Photos Of Ex
STELLA YARDY | Human Suffering | Contact Fresh from a 16-hour sleep last night, Jack Cadwallader briefly toyed with the idea of
Environmentally-Conscious Forklift Driver Dreams Of One Day Being Wealthy Enough To Vote Green
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact “It’s something I aspire to,” he said. “A brighter, more sustainable future for me
Barnaby Joyce Uses Mind Power To Make It Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Go Barn! Go!” they bellowed. “You can do it! Make it rain, Barn! Wooooo!” Barnaby Joyce