Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Mate At Bar Begins Brainstorming Excuses For Why He’s Getting Something Other Than Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local accountant is currently running through a raft of scenarios and possible one-line retorts
Black Friday: Coworker Who Already Had 7 Packages Arrive This Week Says You’d Be Silly Not To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman named Shannon Masters has today confirmed that she’ll be making the most
Restaurant Owner Questions Chef’s Training After Learning He Doesn’t Deal Drugs On The Side
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A regional chef’s credentials have today been questioned after it was revealed that he doesn’
Uber Driver Wants To Make It Clear He Has Another, Less Lame Car
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although most of his customers are happy to sit in the back and chew through their
Girlfriend Rattles Off Last-Minute Panic Order Despite Studying Menu Online Days Prior
A local woman is this evening seething in her seat after she ordered fish fingers at 14 Wilson St, one
Channel 9 Program Director’s Finger Hovers Over Sister Act 2 Button As Saturday Night Approaches
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As Saturday night draws closer and public interest in bushfires starts to wane following their successful
Law Student Knows What Quid Pro Quo Means And She’s More Than Happy To Explain It To Lay People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local law student has today put her hand up to help any ‘ordinary people’ wade
Local Woman Now Accountable For Her Actions After Mercury Retrograde Wraps Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After just under a month of missing flights, losing her keys and pointlessly fighting with her
Coworker Outs Himself As Stoner After Offering Thorough Explanation For Ounce To Gram Ratio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Office worker and covert cannabis enthusiast Mezz Amari (29) has made mistake he can’t just
Moron Boyfriend Throws Out Beeswax Wraps, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has fucked up, again, it can be confirmed. The mildly mannered but often
Local Man Begrudgingly Orders 2nd Lunch After Ambitious Initial Salad Purchase Fails To Land
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local suit is coming to terms with the fact he is a ‘fucking idiot,’ it
‘Why Do You Watch This Shit’ Asks Husband Who Can’t Keep His Eyes Off The TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man Lachlan King is most definitely not into The Bachelorette and doesn’t understand why