Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Man In Mid 20’s Greeted By Adulthood With Mystery Knee Pain
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man John Kerr had been enjoying a casual afternoon stroll around his neighbourhood when he
Local Wallabies Fan Panics After Mum Asks What His Favourite Landmark In Japan Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For four-weeks a Betoota Dolphin’s prop had been following the Wallabies around Japan for
Friend’s Workmate One Of Those Creeps Who Reckons He’s On With The Bartender
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact When Mitch Mertalis asked the boys if he could bring his work mate, Pat, to the
Local Concreter Praised For Decorative New Surface Finish
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local concreter is been hailed as a creative genius across the country today. The torrent
Centrelink Under Fire For Blasting ‘You Better Work Bitch’ By Britney Spears In Waiting Rooms
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Logan Centrelink has reportedly been investigated by local authorities for blasting Britney Spears 2013 smash hit
Bloke Who Got A Certainty From A Friend Of A Friend Nowhere To Be Seen After Race
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A local man with no history of magical ability has done a Harry Houdini this
Local Priest Unsure Where All These People With Funny Sandshoes Have Come From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Parish leader of Betoota Heights church, Father Patrick Reiley (68), has recently realised a strange change
Family Forced To Move After Daughter Accidentally Destroys House With Glitter
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A Western Sydney family has lost their home and everything they own after a horrific accident
Pork Chop Denies Carrying On
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A meat raffle at the iconic Betoota Hotel has ended in a brawl after a Pork
Local Boomers Arrested After Attempting To Hand Out Mint Humbugs To Trick Or Treating Kids
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Betoota Heights this evening, a crime scene has been established
Restaurant Floor Manager The Only Staff Member Paid Enough To Sing Happy Birthday To A Stranger
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact An investigation into the psychological toll of singing happy birthday to strangers has revealed some
Woman Not Sure Man Is Attractive Or Just In A Position Of Power
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Pam Jensen today started questioning her choices, after a particular incident at work left her feeling