Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Teacher Carrying On Like He’s Not About To Put His Trotters Up For Six Weeks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT If you think your job is stressful, then according to Taylor Price you don’t even
Aspiring Prime Minister Receives His Mandatory Rhodes Scholarship Out Of A Cereal Box
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Liberal has today received the glowing tick of approval he’s dreamed about all
Office Christmas Party Great Chance To Meet Employees From Other Departments, Especially HR
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As the work Christmas party gets tantalisingly closer, millions of Australian workers are eagerly anticipating the
Squizzy Taylor Claims He Shared A Room At Oxford With Stephen Hawking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In another blow for the embattled Energy Minister who doesn’t believe in Climate Change, Angus
Function Waiter Silently Judges Woman Coming Back For Fourth Arancini Ball
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local function waiter, Jess Childs, has today revealed that she does, in fact, judge people
Cafe Phases Out Cups By Pouring Hot Coffee Directly Into Customers’ Mouths
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Tongues are literally wagging in the Betoota CBD this morning as trendy café Caff.Hey! implements
Impulsive Servo Ice Cream Fails To Get A Mention In Local Woman’s New Fitness App
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Jessie Harcourt has recently enlisted the help of a popular fitness and nutrition app
Man Loses Entire Trailer Load After Forgetting To Say That It Wasn’t Going Anywhere
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A well-meaning attempt to help a mate move house has ended in disaster on Sunday
Local Hedonist Repairs Damage Done Over The Weekend With Ginger And Lemon Kombucha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A wise and health-oriented local man has this morning treated his body and hit the
Local Woman Fakes Own Death To Get Out Of Fitness First Contract
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A Betoota family has escaped tragedy this morning after their daughter, who they presumed dead, showed
Moustache Regular Tired Of Being Mistaken For Movember Casual
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Moustache owner Duncan Hopper (33) does not like this time of year. Aside from the fact
“Get Your Christmas Leave Requests In ASAP” Laughs Boss Who Has No Intention Of Approving Any
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As the festive season draws closer, staff at the recently-rebranded Betoota Bottle Shop & Nang