Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Weak Water Bubbler Most Intimate Situation Local Man Has Experienced In Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Despite his best efforts, Betoota Heights Tim Brown has had a hard time netting himself a
Yuppie City Gym Blasts A Bit Of Kendrick To Make Corporate Sacks Feel Harder Than They Are
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A local gym as introduced a new policy to make men who’ve grown up in
New Mother Seemingly Only Person In World Surprised By Natural Ageing Process
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Despite growing up herself, Kate Domonic has today revealed to the world that she still hasn’
Psychopathic Pet Cat Maintains Eye Contact While Tearing Up The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tina the house cat has reached a new level of shitty today after attacking a Chesterfield
Local Woman Not Sure If She Comes Across As Care-Free Enough To Pull Off A Messy Bun
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman today has deeply regretted her hairstyle choice after feeling the urge to shake
Local Piss Head Getting A Bit Too Old To Be Bragging About His Tactical Vom
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT An inner-city gathering has today gone from classy shindig to major pissup after the arrival
Hottest Netball Bully From High School Now Hottest Feminist Bully On Twitter
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT In an almost fluid transition, former high school alpha Becky Claire-Kelly (27) has graduated
Worst Bloke In Friendship Circle Plays Dumb After Arriving With Schooners In A Pint Round
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s long been suspected that Tim Houghton was the shittest bloke in their friendship group,
Late 20s Couple Plan Retirement After Choosing Better Homes & Gardens Over Jaegerbombs
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Formerly young couple Jerry and Virginia Parker had a rude wake-up call on Friday night,
East Coast Residents Frightened By Mysterious Falling Water Phenomenon
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT East coast of Australia residents were not sure how to react this week when unexpectedly confronted
“I Don’t Know Any Of These Songs,” Says Woman Who Still Thinks Matt & Alex Host Breakfast
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The triple j Hottest 100 countdown continues to be a culturally important moment for many Australians
“This Shouldn’t Be Number 1,” Says Moustache Attached To Man
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the triple j Hottest 100 music countdown continues to break records for voter numbers, listeners