New Mother Seemingly Only Person In World Surprised By Natural Ageing Process

New Mother Seemingly Only Person In World Surprised By Natural Ageing Process

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact

Despite growing up herself, Kate Domonic has today revealed to the world that she still hasn’t quite figured out the natural ageing process of a human.

The discovery was made after the young mother uploaded a photo of her baby with the caption “how are you 6 months old already?”

The caption raised a lot of alarm bells for friends and family of Kate’s.

“How can she not understand the baby is six months old?” a concerned friend questioned.

“It was born on the 25th of August, that is six months ago”

“I’m really worried about her”

The Advocate reached out to Betoota’s top postnatal doctor to see if Kate’s family genuinely had anything to worry about or if they were just overreacting.

“Even factoring in postnatal conditions, a person shouldn’t forget the fact that babies age”

“It’s biology 101”

More to come.

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