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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Coworker Outs Himself As Stoner After Offering Thorough Explanation For Ounce To Gram Ratio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Office worker and covert cannabis enthusiast Mezz Amari (29) has made mistake he can’t just
Moron Boyfriend Throws Out Beeswax Wraps, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has fucked up, again, it can be confirmed. The mildly mannered but often
Local Man Begrudgingly Orders 2nd Lunch After Ambitious Initial Salad Purchase Fails To Land
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local suit is coming to terms with the fact he is a ‘fucking idiot,’ it
‘Why Do You Watch This Shit’ Asks Husband Who Can’t Keep His Eyes Off The TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man Lachlan King is most definitely not into The Bachelorette and doesn’t understand why
Man In Mid 20’s Greeted By Adulthood With Mystery Knee Pain
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man John Kerr had been enjoying a casual afternoon stroll around his neighbourhood when he
Local Wallabies Fan Panics After Mum Asks What His Favourite Landmark In Japan Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For four-weeks a Betoota Dolphin’s prop had been following the Wallabies around Japan for the
Friend’s Workmate One Of Those Creeps Who Reckons He’s On With The Bartender
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact When Mitch Mertalis asked the boys if he could bring his work mate, Pat, to the
Local Concreter Praised For Decorative New Surface Finish
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local concreter is been hailed as a creative genius across the country today. The torrent
Centrelink Under Fire For Blasting ‘You Better Work Bitch’ By Britney Spears In Waiting Rooms
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Logan Centrelink has reportedly been investigated by local authorities for blasting Britney Spears 2013 smash hit
Bloke Who Got A Certainty From A Friend Of A Friend Nowhere To Be Seen After Race
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A local man with no history of magical ability has done a Harry Houdini this
Local Priest Unsure Where All These People With Funny Sandshoes Have Come From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Parish leader of Betoota Heights church, Father Patrick Reiley (68), has recently realised a strange change
Family Forced To Move After Daughter Accidentally Destroys House With Glitter
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A Western Sydney family has lost their home and everything they own after a horrific accident