Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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Woman Suddenly Filled With An Inexplicable Urge To Visit Bustling Ice Cream Shop
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Between eating her weight in food and silently cursing every smug dickhead broadcasting their at-home gym
Local 30-Year-Old Abandons Hope Of Learning How To TikTok
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The world-wide lockdown has spat out some pretty interesting and creative ways people are staying sane
Man Adds “Essential Worker” To Tinder Bio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a nod to the 2020 equivalent of landed gentry, forklift operator Damien Cummins has updated
Nonno Quite Set On Theory That This Virus Bullshit Is The Banks Play To Finally Kill Off Cash
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some potentially groundbreaking news out of Betoota’s Flight Path District this moring, a local
Group Chat Schooner Shots Now Replaced With Nice Things The Boys Are Making For Dinner
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nationwide lockdown continues, around Australia have had to completely rethink their group chat content
Local Woman Accidentally Eats Two Weeks’ Of Rations In Two Days Of Bored Isolation
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A full and delusional Ava Martin has been found unconscious on her kitchen floor this afternoon
‘Skip Recap’ Button Now The Only Thing Stopping Local Woman From Laying Completely Motionless
It’s 3pm on a sunny Saturday afternoon in Betoota Ponds, yet hungover local hair and beauty expert, Josie Ross,
Parents Of Home-Bound Schoolkids Hastily Initiate Their Own Research To Find Coronavirus Cure
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT With millions of school students stuck at home hogging the big tv and eating all the
Week 2: Everyone Pretty Done With The Cameras On Video Chat Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For the people fortunate enough to have an essential office job that allows them to work
Purple Haired Auntie Hasn’t Posted Any Anti-Vaxxer Memes For A While
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As Facebook stays full of spicy cough memes and graphs, one thing is conspicuously absent – anti-vaxxer
Local Dad Discovers This New Website That’s Like Google But For Videos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rapid technological advancements of Australia’s internet illiterates continues today, as one local dad appears
“Yes. The Coronavirus Is The Reason I Am Cancelling My Gym Membership”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Finally, after nearly 2 years of putting it off, Anika Chougule has bitten the bullet today