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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Star City Adds COVID-19 To Black List
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Sydney’s Star Casino has taken the extraordinary step of adding COVID-19 to the
NRL Considering Telling The QLD Teams To Sit The Rest Of This One Out After Fresh Border Closure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the fresh announcement that Queensland was shutting the border to Greater Sydney, the NRL is
Metalhead Comes To The Crushing Realisation That The Pits Won’t Open Up Until There’s A Vaccine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In yet another sad story from the year 2020, a local metalhead has revealed he’s
“Calm Down” Says Bloke Knowing Very Well He’s Escalating Things
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What was meant to be a friendly conversation has intensified to shouty levels after one mate
Local Man Breathes A Sigh Of Relief As Random MyGov Inbox Message Turns Out To Be A Tax Statement
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As he opens up his Gmail account, local man Josh Nixon sees a message that makes
Inner-City Boomer Walks Into Noisy Pub Faking COVID-19 Symptoms In Effort To Shut Venue Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local property owner has today continued on her quest to sanitise the suburb she moved
PM Tells Victorians They ‘Sound Like The Missus’ After Knocking Him For Having A Beer At The Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today told everyone to ‘just calm down a little bit.
Bar Promoters Scramble To Come Up With Clever Ways To Incorporate Pandemic Into Live Music Events
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With bars and restaurants slowly opening up again, scores of bar promoters are scrambling to come
Man Attempting To Refill Pepper Grinder Cuts To Chase And Pours Peppercorns All Over The Floor
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Amongst his friendship group, David Wilson is not known for his ingenuity however this evening in
Apprentice Commits Social Faux Pas By Rocking Up With A Dog That Isn’t From The Bull Terrier Family
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT An apprentice has today committed a serious social faux pas by rocking up to the worksite
“Mate, How Much Have You Had To Drink Tonight?” Asks Genuinely Concerned Bouncer
KENT REGINALD | Nightlife| CONTACT A local bouncer and all-round top bloke is genuinely concerned about how much a punter
Drop Saw Next Door Harmonises Beautifully With Local Kookaburra An Hour Before Alarm Clock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The trials and tribulations of living in a leafy suburban Queensland enclave were felt by all