Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Local Pescatarian Cuts To The Chase And Just Eats All The Microplastics In Exfoliating Scrub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat odd story from Betoota Heights this morning, a young lady named Alsion Lee
‘This Is It’ Says Woman With Random Stabbing Pain In Chest After Eating Falafel Wrap In 4 Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has experienced the shock of her life today, after eating a falafel wrap
COVIDsafe Marshal Curses This Virus After Another Bus Full Of Boomers Need Help With QR Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pub employee has given this damn virus a bloody spray over the weekend after
Art Class Under Siege As Teachers Pet’s Beautiful Landscape Cops A Mysterious Splash Of Paint
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Teachers aren’t supposed to have favourites, but for art teacher Ms P, it’s pretty
Phone Placed Precariously On Top Of Toilet Confirms 2020 Could Still Get Worse Than It Is
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Despite the fact that for most people 2020 has been a dumpster fire of burning
Mum Doesn’t Know If You’ve Noticed But She Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Bougainvillea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Spring around the corner, one Betoota Grove mother has made it abundantly clear that the
Spicks And Specks ReRun On TV Good Indicator Your City Has Gone Back Into Lockdown
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With restrictions to stop the spread of COVID-19 in-place across many Australian towns and
Government Now Wondering If All These Education Cuts Were A Good Thing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact For some the simple mask rule is proving a difficult one to follow, as the nation’
Over 500,000 Melbourne Dads Crack The Same Joke About Always Needing A Permit To Leave Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While plenty in Melbourne are sighing at another new rule governing their lives, a few hundred
Regional Pub Allows COVID Marshall To Use Cattle Prod On Pissed Idiots Who Can’t Stay Seated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hospitality employee has today decided that it might be time to get serious. The
Local Gym Bro Finally Has An Actual Reason To Wear His Stupid Elevation Mask
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Legends Gym in Betoota Heights, local Gym Bro Brad Parker finally
“Food Is Great, Thanks” Local Introvert Tells Waiter After Half An Hour Of Bitching To Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After months of microwaved meals and subpar home cooked meals, local woman Vanessa Leads is eager