Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Millennial Suffering Festival Withdrawal Stands In The Sun For 30mins To Buy $12 Beer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact 2021 has been another rough for Absinthe Carlsson, 19. The self-confessed Festival Fiend has
Man Starting On That Minimalism Journey Admits He Can Probably Chuck Those Unused Condoms
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Cleaning out his overpriced and undersized Kogarah apartment, local man Jack Derrin (27), has today
Dad Visibly Disappointed His Family Took The Old “Don’t Get Me Anything” Literally
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local dad has struggled to hide his emotions this morning after waking up on Father’
Capitalism Rewards Hard Work Says 30 Year Old Stay-At-Home Son With An Investment Property
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking this morning from an unpopular CBD office building foyer, a 30-year-old finance guy
Year 12 Student’s Exam Anxiety Disappears After Deadshit Cousin Tells Them It Isn’t The Be All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a feel-good story from Coogee this afternoon, a local Year 12 student has had
Funny Man Brings The House Down By Tagging Mate In Ad For Erectile Dysfunction Treatment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man looks set for the relatively bright lights of some international festivals after putting his
Coward Who Suggested ‘Kick-Ons’ Now Ready For ‘Bed’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of tremendous cowardice was committed in Betoota’s French Quarter this weekend as the
QLD COVID Guidelines Recommend Sanitising Goonsack Before Giving The Hoist A Spin
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In order to continue the Queensland way of life and maintain the ability to blame CoronaVirus
Alleged Panic Buyer Just A Local Dad Doing The Shopping For First Time In 30 Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As CoronaVirus continues to make a home in Melbourne like a craft beer loving street artist,
Pop’s Stationery Stash Of Mostly Just Stolen Keno/TAB Pencils
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Despite smelling like a pisshouse every Friday afternoon, local grandad Richard Mills reckons he hasn’t
Middle Aged Lecturer Pauses Heavily To Decide If Next Words Are PC Enough For 19-Year-Olds
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Long time liberal voter and university lecturer, Harrison Rhyde, has had a hard time adapting to
Man’s 2020 Perfectly Summed Up By $5 Lunch Time Dominos Pizza
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT They often say a picture tells a thousand words, and for James Silva that was certainly