World Apparently Shocked That A FIFA Tournament In Trump’s America Could Be Susceptible To Cronyism And Corruption
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sporting world is today apparently acting as if it has just learnt that FIFA might
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Women Pulls Parachute On One Night Stand After Spotting His Decorative Empty Bottles Of Bundy
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Honestly, if local woman Alyssa Clarke had rethought the events of her night, she would have
White Man Fails To Pull Off Yellow T-Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Caucasian man from Betoota Grove has been urged to either get a bit of sun,
Bottom Of Friendship Hierarchy Quickly Established By Who Has To Sit In Beanbag At Pre-Drinks
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local girl Emily Thompson has long suspected she was the least liked member of her friendship
Students Gleefully Guide Boomer Maths Teacher Towards 30 Minute Tangent About Good Old Days
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE |CONTACT A year eight classroom has united today, after their teacher Mr Ellis made the mistake of
Sweating Stock Broker Must Have Been For A Run Or Something Before He Went Into The Pub Bathroom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Business bros and start-up lifers are loving the newest trend sweeping the finance world; taking
Former Cricketer Pops Up On Regional TV To Make Sure You’re Buying Australian Steel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One long-acknowledged charm of regional Australia is the local TV commercials, usually featuring the business
Tasmanians Isolated After Strong Winds Blow Away WiFi Signal From Mainland
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In another blow to Tasmania, residents have been further isolated by the loss of the
Committed Metalhead Wears Cannibal Corpse Long Sleeve To First Casual Friday At New Office Job
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Local metalhead Jay Degura has today really pushed the limits of his workplaces’ casual Friday
Minced Cows Ears Miraculously Turns Into Wagyu Seconds After Entering Pub Kitchen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pub in Betoota Heights has today performed a little magic trick. The Bearded Pig
Hens Party Organiser Interrupts DJ To Request Beyoncé’s Entire 3rd Studio Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As social distancing restrictions slowly begin to lift in Betoota’s Roma Hills nightlife precinct, the
Hometown Bloke Who Used To Tattoo Self With Ballpoint Ink Now Smarter Than Any Epidemiologist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely surprising news from Betoota Heights this afternoon, it’s been revealed that a
Arts Student Lies And Says He’s Doing Commerce Subjects In Generous Father’s Day Present
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sorry advertising, but someone already got Dad exactly what he wanted this Father’s Day. Betoota