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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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Man Attempting To Refill Pepper Grinder Cuts To Chase And Pours Peppercorns All Over The Floor
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Amongst his friendship group, David Wilson is not known for his ingenuity however this evening in
Apprentice Commits Social Faux Pas By Rocking Up With A Dog That Isn’t From The Bull Terrier Family
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT An apprentice has today committed a serious social faux pas by rocking up to the worksite
“Mate, How Much Have You Had To Drink Tonight?” Asks Genuinely Concerned Bouncer
KENT REGINALD | Nightlife| CONTACT A local bouncer and all-round top bloke is genuinely concerned about how much a punter has
Drop Saw Next Door Harmonises Beautifully With Local Kookaburra An Hour Before Alarm Clock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The trials and tribulations of living in a leafy suburban Queensland enclave were felt by all
Local Man Enjoys Return To Making Up Bullshit Excuses As To Why He Won’t Be At Training
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bradley Thomas has revealed to The Advocate that things are truly back to normal for him.
Back To Normal: Man Watches Coworker Aggressively Consume A Breakfast Kebab At His Desk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time when Michael Davey walked by a kebab shop at 9am and wondered
“It Hasn’t Hit Me Yet” Insists Mate With Pupils That Look Like A Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With lockdowns slowly easing, hordes of young Australians are looking forward to spending hundreds of dollars
Real Estate Agent’s Glowing Description Of Suburb At Odds With Number Of Shopping Trolleys In Creek
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A local Real Estate agent’s enthusiastic endorsement of the suburb surrounding a newly-available rental
Protestors Slam Police Over Use Of Non-Ethically-Sourced Tear Gas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Anti 5-G protestors have turned on Police again today after allegations the primary supplier of
Regional Voter Shrugs After Receiving This Quarter’s Water Bill From Chinese Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has revealed to The Advocate a curious piece of correspondence he received
Alpha Female Holds Intense Eye Contact With Hairdresser In 62 Minute Power Move
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Gaze detection, of the sense that someone is watching you, is one of those weird phenomena
Heartless Criminal Dies Due To Inability To Pump Blood Around Body
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A robbery attempt on the Betoota General Store & Steroid Dispensary has ended poorly for the