Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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Over 500,000 Melbourne Dads Crack The Same Joke About Always Needing A Permit To Leave Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While plenty in Melbourne are sighing at another new rule governing their lives, a few hundred
Regional Pub Allows COVID Marshall To Use Cattle Prod On Pissed Idiots Who Can’t Stay Seated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hospitality employee has today decided that it might be time to get serious. The
Local Gym Bro Finally Has An Actual Reason To Wear His Stupid Elevation Mask
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Legends Gym in Betoota Heights, local Gym Bro Brad Parker finally
“Food Is Great, Thanks” Local Introvert Tells Waiter After Half An Hour Of Bitching To Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After months of microwaved meals and subpar home cooked meals, local woman Vanessa Leads is eager
Star City Adds COVID-19 To Black List
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Sydney’s Star Casino has taken the extraordinary step of adding COVID-19 to the ‘Black
NRL Considering Telling The QLD Teams To Sit The Rest Of This One Out After Fresh Border Closure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the fresh announcement that Queensland was shutting the border to Greater Sydney, the NRL is
Metalhead Comes To The Crushing Realisation That The Pits Won’t Open Up Until There’s A Vaccine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In yet another sad story from the year 2020, a local metalhead has revealed he’s
“Calm Down” Says Bloke Knowing Very Well He’s Escalating Things
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What was meant to be a friendly conversation has intensified to shouty levels after one mate
Local Man Breathes A Sigh Of Relief As Random MyGov Inbox Message Turns Out To Be A Tax Statement
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As he opens up his Gmail account, local man Josh Nixon sees a message that makes
Inner-City Boomer Walks Into Noisy Pub Faking COVID-19 Symptoms In Effort To Shut Venue Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local property owner has today continued on her quest to sanitise the suburb she moved
PM Tells Victorians They ‘Sound Like The Missus’ After Knocking Him For Having A Beer At The Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today told everyone to ‘just calm down a little bit.
Bar Promoters Scramble To Come Up With Clever Ways To Incorporate Pandemic Into Live Music Events
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With bars and restaurants slowly opening up again, scores of bar promoters are scrambling to come