Fabled Hero Of English Football Delivers Stirring Pep Talk As Three Lions Take Lead Into Half-Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ageing Elijah Wood has arrived in Mexico today, as the English football coaching staff dig
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Report: Mum And Dad Spending More Time On Facebook Than You Did In High School
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Nine years ago, millennial Tessa Paulo (26) was promised by her parents that Facebook would rot
Boomer Refuses To Give Entitled Young People Halloween Lollies At All Five Properties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As Australian Halloween celebrations continue to increase in popularity so to the opinions of people who
Local Woman Activates Fake Call Emergency After Date Reveals American Psycho Is His Favourite Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Alison should have known by his chinos and slicked-back hair that Alex Gardener was either
Year 12 Student Who Isn’t In Mood For History Exam Today Spots Man With Backpack Enter School
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Year 12 student has pulled off a clever little play this morning. Feeling underdone
Breville Invent Ingenious Toaster Alarm
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Appliance manufacturer Breville has unveiled a device which it claims will help speed up the brekky
Tradie Sitting Outside Trendy Cafe Cripplingly Self-Conscious About Ordering A Green Juice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Moey Gerges (31) isn’t one for trying new things, but today he was overcome by
Local Bachelor Splashes His Stir Fry With Ginger Beer After Realising He’s A Few Vegetables Short
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A single local man Brayden James (23) has put his innovative ability on full display today,
Local Dream Boat Woos Prospective Romantic Fling With Perfect Recall Of Will Ferrell Quote
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Hannah Statham thinks she might have found the one tonight. It’s alleged the
Two Pissed Blokes Make Plans To Get Pissed Again Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the calendar progresses towards the glorious long weekend months, the chances of spending the weekend
Police Seeking Person Of Interest Over Burpees As A Final Exercise At Local Boot Camp
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Police are today looking for a young man who suggested burpees as a finisher for a
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EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT If you’d told twenty year old Eliza Thompson that she’d spend her thirties happily
Melbourne Cup Attendees Urged To Maintain Social Distancing And Sniff Rack In Separate Cubicles
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As sponsored articles for health insurance will remind you, 2020 has been a tough year. But